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The hijack thread
I find this to be quite comical, truly.
Sorry, I don't mean to hijack this thread but....... 
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11-02-2008, 04:06 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
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Originally Posted by Beachbum
I find this to be quite comical, truly.
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I'm not going to hijack this thread but............ I agree! 
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11-02-2008, 04:27 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
Hi Jack.
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11-02-2008, 04:34 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
Nice threads 
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11-02-2008, 05:01 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
Hey Dave, cool Christmas Card idea!!!! 
OOPS!! Sorry didn't mean to hijack!
A.A.
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11-02-2008, 05:12 PM
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Tuna!
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Re: The hijack thread
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11-02-2008, 05:39 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
What's for dinner?
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11-02-2008, 05:42 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
I like frogs......
(sorry for the hijack).
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11-02-2008, 05:43 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
Hey MM, is that a Blue Grouse?
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11-02-2008, 05:49 PM
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Tuna!
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Re: The hijack thread
Well anyways...
Sorry to change the subject...
But I seen Metallica last night and it was AWESOME!!!
Best show I've ever seen!!!!
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11-02-2008, 05:52 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
So how about Dallas getting stomped today?
(sorry, didn't mean to hijack...  )
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11-02-2008, 06:01 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
Well, ya gotta vote if you expect change!
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11-02-2008, 06:06 PM
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Tuna!
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Re: The hijack thread
Sorry, I don't mean to hijack this thread but......its been raining and the dogs are barking and my ankles have swollen and we had corral burgers for dinner.
Again, sorry for the hijack.
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11-02-2008, 06:07 PM
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Sturgeon
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Re: The hijack thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Twitchs_Tackle
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Yeah, it is. What's it to ya'?
(sorry for the hijack)..
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11-02-2008, 06:15 PM
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Tuna!
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Re: The hijack thread
I like lamp
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11-02-2008, 06:16 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
If the lead swimmer in a group of synchronized swimmers accidently drowns, do the rest of them have to drown too??
Oh, sorry for the hijack
-jokester
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11-02-2008, 06:22 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
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11-02-2008, 06:35 PM
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Tuna!
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Re: The hijack thread
another close call with a jetboat at the boatramp across from the bank flossers using long leaders. sorry to hijack but somthing has to be done.
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11-02-2008, 06:36 PM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
I guess some people are easily amused.
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11-02-2008, 06:36 PM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
T bones on the Traeger!
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11-02-2008, 06:36 PM
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11-02-2008, 06:37 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
Quote:
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I guess some people are easily amused.
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11-02-2008, 06:50 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
Speaking of no idea, why is it that my city tax dollars don't pay for cleaning the leaves out of the street anymore? It used to be about every other week until the leaves were all down, but now they expect me to pay $8 a barrel. I don't remember a reduction in my municipal taxes.
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11-02-2008, 06:50 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: The hijack thread
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11-02-2008, 06:58 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: The hijack thread
Not to change the subject... but what were we talkin about?
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11-02-2008, 07:17 PM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
Snoop Dog in the house!
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11-02-2008, 07:21 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
What does Bernie think?
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11-02-2008, 07:28 PM
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Steelhead
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Re: The hijack thread
Since we're on the subject - Seriously, someone, please tell me where our lap goes when we stand up...
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11-02-2008, 07:43 PM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
When I get that numbing tingley feeling in my leg people say my leg is asleep. So when I am asleep are parts of my body awake? Frankly it scares the heck out of me.
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11-02-2008, 07:47 PM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
Did anybody go fishing or hunting today?????
Sorry..... What were we talking about???
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11-02-2008, 07:49 PM
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Chromer
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Re: The hijack thread
Why are a Cranes legs so long? Please don't flame me, as this is not an ethnic slam on cranes or long legs . I do know the answer if you would like to know. Sorry if I hijacked on this thread.
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11-02-2008, 07:55 PM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
Did the Chicago Bears win today?
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11-02-2008, 07:58 PM
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Tuna!
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Re: The hijack thread
I had no idea..........oh wait.......somethings coming over me...............has anyone heard about the guy who stuffed the holiday turkey full of popcorn? 
Oh a hehe, sorry I didn't mean to hijack this thread.
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11-02-2008, 08:03 PM
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Chromer
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Re: The hijack thread
Never let your mind wander... its too little to be left alone!
DOHHH! GIMME BACK MY THREAD!
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11-02-2008, 08:12 PM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
Quote:
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11-02-2008, 08:19 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: The hijack thread
So there's this guy on his way to drift fish, I mean floss for some salmon and he has the nerve to drive the speed limit in the fast lane.....Whatever. Enroute to his favorite fishing hole he takes a detour through the Wenaha and cleverly leaves a trail to his whereabouts with his empty beer cans and then helps himself to a couple of trailcams that shouldn't have been there in the first place. Since he's just an unethical and lazy rifle hunter, the cams can be placed at key intersections to maximize the roadhunting follies. Of course they got locked up this time. You wouldn't want some dirtbag stealing your stolen camera....Would ya??? Now he's nearly out of gas and has no cash, Better find the nearest ATM, ahem boatramp and there should be some catalytic converters and tackle boxes lying around somewhere. Those can be turned in for a "reward". After a few "stops" he's made his way past the "No Trespassing" signs and has the river all to himself. He makes his first cast and susequently rips and reels and is fast into a nice fish. He winches the fish right in with his 100lb braid and 5/0 treble hook. He notices it's missing a fin."I'd better kick this one loose, he's genetically inferior". Next cast is a repeat of the first, another fish winched in. This one's a beast. It appears to be about 85 lbs and "fresh" from the Sacramento River? Fortunately, this one has all his fins. "How could you possibly catch a record with a fin missing" he asks himself, "that's like at least a pound!!" Better bash this one in the head so I can retire on all my winnings and endorsements that are sure to come. Now that the Sport Salmon industry is now at his beck and call it seems like there's time for some duck hunting. Over the hills and through more private property we go and then down to Klamath lake. Klamath is a great spot and they have a limit of like 15 or something. Oh here's a tip, "Don't use those crappy steel loads, they don't go as far as lead". It also seemed like as good of a time as any to get in some fishing. Klamath suckers smoke real good and the chubs are awesome bait at Diamond.
No offense to anyone.....Just bored. I may continue later, or someone else can pick it up.
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11-02-2008, 08:25 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: The hijack thread
Bill and Opus '08
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11-02-2008, 08:28 PM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
Why do they call it a get sled? Mine only goes about 35mph.
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11-02-2008, 08:36 PM
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Tuna!
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Re: The hijack thread
I dont mean to hi-jack...
but did anybody see that ducks game over the weekend?
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11-02-2008, 08:51 PM
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Tuna!
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Re: The hijack thread
Quote:
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When I get that numbing tingley feeling in my leg people say my leg is asleep. So when I am asleep are parts of my body awake? Frankly it scares the heck out of me.
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My beers empty...oooops sorry
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11-02-2008, 09:05 PM
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Sturgeon
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Re: The hijack thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by jfa686
another close call with a jetboat at the boatramp across from the bank flossers using long leaders. sorry to hijack but somthing has to be done.
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11-02-2008, 09:16 PM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
When is Cheap Trick coming back to Oregon?
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11-02-2008, 10:31 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
I heard a report from someone I know who knows somebody who was told by someone that there will be closures sometime.
Somewhere.
Oh, and GO BEAVS!
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11-02-2008, 10:54 PM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
I noticed there is little difference on my 4th grade report card teachers comments and my last job review. So next time someone says you can change or improve, just laugh in their face.
I'm not joking.
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11-02-2008, 11:24 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: The hijack thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Twitchs_Tackle
sea lions are poaching all our snagged salmon because there are too many wolves that use gillnets
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baaahahahaha 
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11-03-2008, 06:10 AM
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Re: The hijack thread
Ack!
Save by Zero keeps running through my head!
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11-03-2008, 06:30 AM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: The hijack thread
I get off work this morning at 0500 and go to bed and sleep most of the day just to wake up to it being dark again. I don't go back to work until friday night, but I have to sleep all day friday to stay awake for work...so do I REALLY get 4 days off, or only 3?????
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11-03-2008, 06:56 AM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
Job openings.
The governor just fired the wildlife commission.
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11-03-2008, 07:35 AM
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Re: The hijack thread
If you cant change your mind............you cant change anything.
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11-03-2008, 07:52 AM
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Re: The hijack thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hogmaster
Ack!
Save by Zero keeps running through my head!
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Saaaaave by Zeeero, Save by Zero!
That is the only non-political commercial on right now. It is just about as annoying as the rest of them.
But besides that, I think I am hungry for a slice of Pumpkin Pie.
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11-03-2008, 08:00 AM
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Chromer
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Re: The hijack thread
Naw, Turkey and Cranberry sauce sandwhich. Oh, sorry, where were we?
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11-03-2008, 09:10 AM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
I hate work!
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11-03-2008, 09:11 AM
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Tuna!
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Re: The hijack thread
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Naw, Turkey and Cranberry sauce sandwhich. Oh, sorry, where were we?
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now were talkin...mmmmmmmm..but anyways back on track
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11-03-2008, 09:22 AM
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Tuna!
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Re: The hijack thread
As much as I hate to hijack this thread (sorry btw) ITS RAINING!!!!!!! 
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11-03-2008, 09:44 AM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
Squirrels wear pink tennis shoes
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11-03-2008, 12:23 PM
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Re: The hijack thread
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I hate work!
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I might have to agree with you but my company closed so all I have left to do is go fishing. Oh wait no fish and now the rivers are blown because all of you rain dancing folks.
I hate looking for work. It interferes with my fishing.
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11-03-2008, 12:25 PM
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Steelhead
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Re: The hijack thread
In another 3 years I'll have 700 posts to my credit. By then Jennie will have 100k.
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11-03-2008, 12:51 PM
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King Salmon
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Re: The hijack thread
Once again a post about nothing gets over 50 comments. My favorit one was "poof" back a few weeks ago. That one made a lot of noise here on the LG board. There has got to be a Seinfeld episode here somewhere. A Seinfeld Movie perhaps??????
Oh, sorry, another thread highjack. 
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Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
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11-03-2008, 12:56 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: The hijack thread
I don't mean to talk politics, but what are your beliefs, who are you voting for, and why?
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