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10-07-2008, 09:43 AM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
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10-07-2008, 09:51 AM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Oregon City, Oregon
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
I think it will be the end of B&J's
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10-07-2008, 09:52 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Boring, OR
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
It's amazing how idiotic their proposals are - and for them to make national news just adds fuel to their fire. Aside from the eewwww! factor, the quality control issues would be a nightmare. They would have to test for at least 350 different chemicals....and cows don't do crack!
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10-07-2008, 10:10 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Cambridge MA, but home is really Klamath
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
HAHAHAHAHA There are not enough words in all the languages of all corners of the world to adequately describe the hilarity of this letter
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10-07-2008, 10:23 AM
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Tunaholic!
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
That letter ... words can't do it justice. That is a divinely inspired piece of comedy, even if unintended.
I can just see it too. Lines of women down at Tillamook, waiting their turn in the diary.
PETA encourages dehumanizing slavery! News at 11.
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10-07-2008, 10:23 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: S.W. Washington
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
The AUP and common sense won't allow me to address how I feel about PETA and that kind.
That said, IF the news media and people would/could just ignore this kind of non-sense then we would all be much better off.
Tedd DuSablon
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10-07-2008, 10:39 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 21,813
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
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Originally Posted by MrOlearhy
The AUP and common sense won't allow me to address how I feel about PETA and that kind.
That said, IF the news media and people would/could just ignore this kind of non-sense then we would all be much better off.
Tedd DuSablon
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I agree. What a waste of print and bandwidth.
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10-07-2008, 10:47 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: May 2000
Location: West Valley
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
What I want to know is who gets to do the milking? 
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10-07-2008, 10:52 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
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Originally Posted by WaterDog
What I want to know is who gets to do the milking? |
OH boy, I knew someone had to take it a step further.   
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Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
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10-07-2008, 11:05 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Vancouver, WA
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
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Originally Posted by CATCH AND EAT
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Yep...isn't that why the thread from a week or two ago got shut down?
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10-07-2008, 11:10 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Aloha
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
Fun stuff. Does make you think though.. we've been conditioned to think that cow milk is less weird for us to drink than human milk. In reality it's kind of weird for any species to drink another species milk, especially after infancy.
the other thing is that the thought of drinking another animal's milk sounds gross (like pig milk. it just sound gross) but is it really any weirder than a cow?
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10-07-2008, 11:26 AM
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Tunaholic!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 16,694
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
Goat's milk is popular. I guess it depends on availability. Most humans are unwilling to share their milk, and animals have no choice.
How about we just keep it that way, okay?
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10-07-2008, 11:43 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Redd
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
Goat's are slaves too. If we can't use cow milk who is going to hire all the unemployed dairy cows? Cow welfare? Or....<shudder>....the butcher/cow murderer.
A lot of kids aren't eating meat now, good on them.
How bout the first guy who drank cow milk:
"Hey, ya see that wild cow over there? Hold my beer and watch this "
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10-07-2008, 12:05 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: West Linn, OR
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
Would the milk from Chinese women be tainted with Melamine?
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10-07-2008, 12:21 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Waimanalo, Hawai'i
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
Are we sure this isn't a hoax or something? I have a hard time believing the executive vice president of any national organization would suggest something like this. Possibly the most asinine thing I have ever heard.
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10-07-2008, 12:39 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Forest Grove, OR
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
 Oh man...that one cracked me up!
I love Ben & Jerry's ice cream...the best out there IMHO! But if they switch to human breast milk like these whackos want them to, they won't get another dime from me! 
I am the jokester, and I approve this message!!
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10-07-2008, 12:59 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Redd
Posts: 9,827
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
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Originally Posted by Danno
Would the milk from Chinese women be tainted with Melamine?
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My wife is from China.
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10-07-2008, 01:07 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: United States
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
Looks like PETA is getting the publicity they want.
A chef in Switzerland had planned on using human milk in his dishes before the government ended his endeavor. http://www.nydailynews.com/money/200...ith_breas.html
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10-07-2008, 02:56 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 1,645
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
that was the secret to why B and J's was so good!
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10-07-2008, 03:02 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Corvallis
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
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"We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child," said a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry's.
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We can all rest assured our Ben&Jerry's favorite flavor is safe from this lunacy!
Paul
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10-07-2008, 03:07 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Vernonia Or.
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
Maybe the new flavors would have female names?????
PETA keeps driving nails in their coffin, go ahead keep hammering. The mainstream Americans are getting a better picture of this group.
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10-07-2008, 04:22 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Gervais, Or
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
If mammory serves me, wasn't this brought up a couple of weeks ago? Udder nonsense!!
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10-07-2008, 04:45 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Hillsboro, OR
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
and it's better to force feed human's hormones to keep their glands producing milk than to milk a cow that does it naturally?
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10-07-2008, 06:10 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Aloha
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
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Originally Posted by veilside180sx
and it's better to force feed human's hormones to keep their glands producing milk than to milk a cow that does it naturally?
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they're already doin it with silicone, maybe we could subsidize some homone shots.
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10-08-2008, 08:09 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Redd
Posts: 9,827
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
Ummm, I thought as long as a mother is nursing milk production will continue, no marvels of modern science required, wet nurses were pretty common.
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10-08-2008, 08:18 AM
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The Mods Must Be Crazy!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Casting between the waves where dinner lies waiting
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Re: Anybody up for Ben and Jerrys?
Sorry guys, but I had to close this last time due to juvenile responses and this gets closed as well.
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