What are your favorite movie lines?????

[jaxflyfish]

Allright folks...lets hear those movie lines that you just can't get out of your head....Here are some quotes for starters

1. Go Ahead.....make my day (Clint Eastwood )
2. Frankly my dear...I don't give a damn!! (Gone with the Wind)
3. Schwiiiing.....(Wayne's World)
4. Stop it I mean it...Anybody want a peanut? (Princess Bride)
5. This place is a geographical oddity...its two weeks from everywhere (O Brother Where Art Thou)

[Splash]

Another one from Clint Eastwood.

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[Kalamity]

Caddyshack- ...."greasy, grimy, gopher guts".... hehehe

Been singing it all morning just can't remember all the words. Gonna hafta watch it again.

"Do you understand the words that are comin' outta my mouth...?!" Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan in (dangit-can't remember)

[hillbillygoat]

"There are two kinds of people in this world, those with guns and those who dig" - The Good The Bad and The Ugly

[Moley Molson]

"Yer killin me Smalls" Sandlot

[MustangA1X]

Treasure of the Sierra Madre
"Badges! Badges! We don't need no stinking badges"

Cool Hand Luke
"What we have is a failure to communicate" to be said while holding a 12 gauge and wearing mirrored shades

[CW59]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood" Ben Stiller, Dodge ball

There are just so many good line's..

CW

[SPAZZ]

sargent what is the nam like?

its good. we kill a few of them, they kill a few of us then we kill some of them.
yes its goooooooooood.

platoon leader

[pdxkevin]

Those are some of my favorites but you can't forget this one...

"What is your profession? Spartans: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!"

[Hook-Line-N-Sinker]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Jaws

"Who's the dead man that hit me with a salt shaker" - Dumb & Dumber

"Tic-Tac sir?" - Dumb & Dumber

"Conditioner is better. It makes the hair silky and smooth" - Billy Madison

"You're my boy Blue!" - Old School

[Sled Dog]

I think the quote in my "signature line" says it all.

[Bloom]

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, fire hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce…? The cuckoo clock.
The Third Man, spoken by Orson Welles, Director

[HiTekRdNek]

I love the smell of Naypom in the morning. It smells like.......Victory.
Apocolypse Now.

Your bleeding!
I don't have time to bleed!
Do you have time to duck?
Predator

[cimfl]

Here is an obscure one, but one of my favorites: From the movie "The Mother Lode" directed by, and staring Charleton Heston. "You stay the hell outa my mine, laddie!"

Tom Hanks in Forest Gump: "My mamma always said dying was a part of life......I sure wish it wasn't..."

Tom Hanks in Apollo 13: "Houston, we have a problem."

Tom Hanks in The Green Mile: "On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That is was my job? My job?"

Can you tell Hanks is one of my favorite actors?

[Prowler44]

"I ain't got time to bleed"... Predator.

"Where do these Stairs go? They go up."... Ghost Busters.

"Burning Daylight!".... The Cowboys.

"You're gonna look pretty funny eat'n corn on the cob with no freak'n (censored) teeth!....The Blues Brothers.

[cimfl]

And who could forget one of the most powerful lines of all time in my opinion, given by Jack Nicholson in "A Few Good Men" "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!"

[sturgn]

Quigley down under:

Matthew Quigley: This ain't Dodge City. And you ain't Bill Hickok

And

Crazy Cora: You know, if we're lost, you can tell me.
Matthew Quigley: We're lost.
Crazy Cora: I can take bad news. Just tell me straight.
Matthew Quigley: I don't know where the hell we are.
Crazy Cora: No sense takin' time to make it sound better than it is.
Matthew Quigley: I reckon we're goin' in circles.
Crazy Cora: Wire things up and I'll see right through. So, just tell me honestly. Are we lost?
Matthew Quigley: Nope. I know exactly where we are.
Crazy Cora: That's good, 'cause, frankly, I was gettin' a little worried.

[Lurp]

best line ever

I DON'T CARE!!!

Tommy Lee Jones
THE FUGITIVE

[24 on/ 48 off]

Jack Nicholson: "You want answers?"

Tom Cruise: "I want the truth!"

Jack Nicholson: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!"

A Few Good men

[CATCH AND EAT]

"The church offers dispensation for that". Two Mules for Sister Sara, Shirley McClaine.

"Oh look, frost". dumb and dumber. Jeff Daniels

[Snapset]

"Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituents?"
"You're bruising my neck meat!"

[FallRiverGuy]

Joe Vs the Volcano

Joe Banks: So I'm not sick? Except for this terminal disease?

Patricia: You're afraid of the commitment? You're gonna have to love and honor me for about 30 seconds.

Mr. Waturi: But can he do the job. I know he can get the job but can he DO the job? I'm NOT arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with YOU. I'm not ARGUING that with you. I'm not ARGUING that with you Harry! Harry... Harry... Yeah Harry... but can he DO the job. I know he can GET the job but can he do the job?

Angelica: I have no response to that.

[Joe C]

""It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have. " Unforgiven

[DF]

Some good reading here, but let's remember to keep it family friendly okay?

I have already had to edit one post, and don't want to edit anymore

Just remember, if your quote requires you to use symbols such as $$(*!@#(*&!$(*&!@#$(*& mixed with words, you probably shouldn't post that one

[12pulls]

Dyin's a helluva way to make a livin' Outlaw Josie Wales

"Your like a son to me Wilmer, but alas, a man can always get another son" Maltese Falcon

[maniacmikey]

" a man has to know his limitations" -Clint Eastwood from Magnum Force

" I'm Getting to old for this stuff " -Danny Glover from Lethal Weapon

(yea I edited it for family fare)


and my Favorite

" The snoz berries taste like snoz berries" The Kid from Super Troopers and Willy Wonka

[Hook-Line-N-Sinker]

"Tina eat your ham!!!"

[12pulls]

I'll cook you a delicious bass" Napolean Dynamite

[SouthSantiamSlayer]

"Big gulps eh? Welp, see ya later!" Jim Carey - Dumb and dumber

"It's not herpes if its everywhere." Knocked Up

"Your face looks like Robin Williams knuckles." Knocked up

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." Knocked up

Its a funny movie...

[cimfl]

Shawshank Redemption: "Time to get busy living, or get busy dyin."

[Phil Layer]

Gone Fishin'

Murderer: You seem like nice guys. Married?

Joe Pesci: Yeah, we're married.

Murderer: Kids?

Joe Pesci: No, they're grownups.

[Cliff D.]

Some folks just need killin', Unforgiven. Won't tolerate rude behavior in a man, Lonesome Dove.

[maniacmikey]

" Lot of men are gonna die here today Lilly and I'm Gonna kill them"

Kevin Costner- Open Range

[jfa686]

"you musta thought it was white-boy day, it ain't white-boy day is it" Gary Oldman-True Romance

"I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way."
Steve Buscemi-Resevoir Dogs

"Is it just me, or did this trip go downhill since we ran out of Lucky lager"
Brad Pitt-Kalifornia

man there are allot!!!!!

[sprigkiller09]

Val Kilmer (Tombstone): Im ya huckleberry.
Val Kilmer (tombstone) Why Johnny Ringo it looks like someone just walked all over your grave.
Robert Duvall: For once in my life id like to shoot an educated man....
Jim Carrey DUmb and Dumber: Aspen......where the beer flows like wine and the women flock like the salmon of capistrono.....

[cimfl]

Silence of the Lambs: "A census taker once tried to test me......I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti....."

[cimfl]

Scarface: "Say hello to my little friend!"

[IDWITHELD]

Patton: Now I want you to remember that no idiot ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb idiot die for his country.


Col. Michael Kirby (The Green Berets):
"Out here, due process is a bullet."

Army of darkness
Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash.
[cocks rifle]
Ash: Housewares.

[Zarn]

"Wanna know how I got these scars"?

[Hook-Line-N-Sinker]

"You gotta dart in your neck"

"Wait, what?"

"You better pull that thing out man, that's not cool"

"Oh, is this bad? You're crazy! I love you, but you're crazy"

Old School

[Hook-Line-N-Sinker]

"I always find the fish"

The Perfect Storm

[Klamanite]

My signature line and

"Gee Ricky, I'm sorry you're mom blew up".

"I want my Two dollars!"

John Cusack in "Better off Dead"

Lots more in there

[DogZilla15]

Hey Kid. Ya ever been in a men's locker room? Do ya like gladiator movies? Airplane...

[Splash]

From the movie Van Helsing:

[Dracula sees Igor poking the werewolf with a cattle prod]
Count Vladislaus Dracula: Igor!
Igor: Yes, Master?
Count Vladislaus Dracula: Why do you torment that thing so?
Igor: It's what I do.


"It's what I do." Don't know why but I hit the floor laughing at that one.

[EvilD]

Caddy Shack,

Carl Spackler : The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

[Bootstrap Bill]

Milk was a bad choice - Anchorman

[Fried Oyster]

Originally Posted by hillbillygoat

"There are two kinds of people in this world, those with guns and those who dig" - The Good The Bad and The Ugly

One of the few movies I love enough to own a copy.

Also, don't forget:

"To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprise visit?"

Clockwork Orange.

[Hook-Line-N-Sinker]

"I'm Ron Burgundy?"

"Damnit who typed a questionmark on the teleprompter"?

Anchorman

[Prowler44]

"Dying ain't much of a living"... The Outlaw Josey Wales.

"When you hang a man you better get a gool look at him"... Hang em high.

"Skin em Pilgram"... Jerimiah Johnson

[soulrider]

**BANG** V.V.- I just shot marvin in the face....... Jules- what did you do that for? V.V. I dont know the gun just went off, maybe you hit a bump.....
(pulp fiction)

customer-happy scrappy!! happy scrappy!!! he just loves happy scrappy hero pups.
Randall-Obviously
(clerks)

people are smarter in california on account of it's so warm there, that's why people here are stupid....it's to cold...
(kalifornia)

[Tilla]

"Yass, Yass, say it, he vas my Boyfriend!" Cloris Leachman

"Sedagive?" Gene Wilder

"Put de candle beck" Teri Garr

Young Frankenstein

[Herring Impaired]

One more from Tombstone... While seeing "Double"....

"I got two guns, one for each of ya!"

[fishinmachine]

Fletch-
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

Mr. Stanwyk's parents Marvin and Velma of Provo, were unable to attend the wedding. Those are three names I enjoy; Marvin, Velma, and Provo.

The Big Lebowski-
Walter Sobchak: Your wheel! At fifteen m-p-h I roll out! I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! The uzi!
The Dude: Uzi?
Walter Sobchak: You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked!

[DAB]

Originally Posted by sprigkiller09

Val Kilmer (Tombstone): Im ya huckleberry.
Val Kilmer (tombstone) Why Johnny Ringo it looks like someone just walked all over your grave.
Robert Duvall: For once in my life id like to shoot an educated man....
Jim Carrey DUmb and Dumber: Aspen......where the beer flows like wine and the women flock like the salmon of capistrono.....

Didn't he also say " I'll be your hulkleberry "
DAB

[HappyHooker]

Who wants to see a magic trick?

[JustCallMeDave]

In the past we've had problems with adult language and foul language in movie quote threads, and this thread has been no different. Please help us keep this site family-friendly while we can also enjoy fond memories of cinematic history.

Thanks.

[anglingaddict]

"Is there another kind?" - A Few Good Men

"Wait! Listen! You smell that?" - Ghostbusters

AAHHHHH.....so many lines, so little time!


A.A.

[buckhunter]

ARE YOU COOL?!?! Ya, I'm cool. Pulp Fiction BH

[Dave G]

All I ever wanted was an honest weeks pay for an honest days work. Love it

[XD40Ranger]

The quote from my signature and....

"I said I didn't have much need for a pistol,... never said I didn't know how to use one!"

Mathew Quigley