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Old 05-12-2003, 08:02 AM   #1
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Hi. :grin:

Guilty as charged for moderated and <unprintable>.

Leave the salty talk on the boat. When we get back to the beach we'll flail the black and white fish with <unprintable> whilst standing around the fire with the cactus juice in hand. Arrrrrrr.

The use of the words BUT* and moderated is not allowed even in this quiet backwater.

We have been warned and I have failed you as your leader by breaking that rule.

Can you forgive me?

*edit* That was weird, I moderated myself.

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Old 05-12-2003, 08:11 AM   #2
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ARRRRRRRR!!!!! Me vocabulary is TRULY challenged by ye scurvy moderators arrrrr...
AYYY...me and the parrot will try and tone 'er down arrr...BLEEDIN' PARROT!!!!! ARGHHH, let go of me finger--it aint yer turn to type yet ARRRRRR!!!!!
Capn' Pilar...arrrr, how do you draw and quarter, then keelhaul yourself? ARRRRRR!!!!!! OWWWWWWWW!!!!!! [img]graemlins/1zhelp.gif[/img]
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Old 05-12-2003, 08:13 AM   #3
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Pilar - tsk-tsk! (can I say I told you so? Puleeeeeeze?) :grin:

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Old 05-12-2003, 08:29 AM   #4
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Got a lot of edits to do today John! :shocked: Just a bunch of old sailor dogs who can't spell around here, just can't figure out that Halibut on has one "t".
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Old 05-12-2003, 08:47 AM   #5
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Halibuts may be called buts (or if you must, "butts"), anytime you like. Where did you get the idea it wasn't? If it weren't alright, I would have it in the word filter, right? :smile:

I think you are missing the point.

For your enjoyment, you may say Damn, Hell, and butt. :smile: See? They aren't even in the word filter!

What fun!


These are the rules, however:
These were up for quite some time on both LIG and ifish main.

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Old 05-12-2003, 10:50 AM   #6
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Damn, that was one hell of a butt! There I feel better now. Hope I didn't offend anyone. :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Old 05-12-2003, 12:39 PM   #7
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You know what?


Chicken-butt!
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Old 05-12-2003, 01:26 PM   #8
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OK, my attempts to turn this board into LIG ) :grin: ( have failed. It was all a misunderstanding. I am so sorry, Jennie, please forgive me.

I will now return you, dear constant readers and posters to our previously scheduled programming on the fishing channel .. all fishing ... all the time.
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Old 05-12-2003, 02:23 PM   #9
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AARRRGGGG!! Well skuttle me halibut
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Old 05-12-2003, 02:45 PM   #10
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I'll come here, whenever I feel the need to kick some butt, damnit.

How the hell was that?

See? I can talk dirty too!

(Please don't tell my minister, OK?)

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Old 05-12-2003, 03:01 PM   #11
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Old 05-12-2003, 03:16 PM   #12
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You're cute, Jennie, but no cusser. I suspect if your minister read those words he would just chuckle. I mean you even spell them correctly, so who in their right mind is going to take you seriously. :grin:

We'll be good from now on. The salt will stay in the ocean and the "damn" will stay at Bonneville.

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Old 05-16-2003, 09:40 AM   #13
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Hi! This is DipSeaDiver AKA: Mrs. Skein, AKA: Halibut Queen (which may be a bit premature).

This will be my first official post. I hope I do this right....

I have been sharing information with my high school students about this site and how everyone works hard to make sure that everyone is treated respectfully. I do appreciate the fact that there are those of you who believe in censoring your speech on this site. I know that my students would get a kick out of some of the "frank expressions", but(oops, I mean however), it's really great to let them know that events and feelings can be described creatively and colorfully without the use of the "vernacular".

We are about to do a post to ask some questions about sharks, halibut and fishing. We hope to get some great information. Thank you in advance for your assistance.

DipSeaDiver

PS. I really enjoy "Halifanny" and hope to go get some more. We won't let Pilar use his "dingbusted" gaff.
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Old 05-16-2003, 09:48 AM   #14
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DipSeaDiver -
Hi there, glad to hear you're on-board. Congrats on the Hali's! However- if you want us to maintain a nice friendly civil attitude around here- you have to tell us a fish story (We KNOW you have at least one good one) :grin: . THe kids will enjoy it too. :smile:

Start a new thread so everybody see's it please!

PS- I'm so glad you posted- reminds me I forgot to get Mr Skein a check in the mail for those hooks! [img]graemlins/stupid.gif[/img]

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Old 05-16-2003, 12:02 PM   #15
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DipSea - hey girl! Glad you signed on! How's my favorite Halibut Queen?

Hey guys, this is one classy lady. Lemme tell you - You could take a lesson in brag from her.

She says when the table gets quiet last week after her trip on the Pilar, "That ling that I caught today? Was that the only legal one we got today?"

So kids, listen up! Janice has a few things to teach y'all! :grin: I wanna be just like her when I grow up!
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Old 05-16-2003, 05:58 PM   #16
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Swearing is the crutch of the linquistcally (sp)challenged, or so it is said .......

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Old 05-16-2003, 07:11 PM   #17
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Swearing is the crutch of the linquistcally (sp)challenged, or so it is said .......

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Old 05-17-2003, 03:21 PM   #18
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But but but, did I miss sompin'
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Old 05-17-2003, 04:42 PM   #19
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I've got so freakin' many degrees I could paper my damn walls with 'em! Hell, does that mean that I am linguistically challenged [img]graemlins/idea.gif[/img] ???
I DO NOT THINK SO!!!!
Please do not incite me further--I am feeling a bit naughty .
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