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04-30-2003, 09:17 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Halfway between the Boondocks & Timbucktoo
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Are you cut out for the CIA?
If you want a job done right, give it to a woman...
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair ... Kill her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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04-30-2003, 09:20 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mountaindale- between the Girl Scout Camp and the Nudist Camp :)
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Re: Are you cut out for the CIA?
I want you on the boat when I hook Bill and that 400 pound Bluefin! :grin:  
PS- now it's fishing related  :grin:
[ 04-30-2003, 10:25 AM: Message edited by: Miss B Haven ]
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04-30-2003, 09:25 AM
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Re: Are you cut out for the CIA?
My wife would have used her
"Bobbit Knife" :shocked:
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04-30-2003, 09:26 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Bellingham
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Re: Are you cut out for the CIA?
:shocked:
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Just because I can't, doesn't mean I won't!!!!
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04-30-2003, 09:34 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Halfway between the Boondocks & Timbucktoo
Posts: 7,861
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Re: Are you cut out for the CIA?
Sorry, meant it for LIG. :blush:
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04-30-2003, 09:50 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: pocatello Id.
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Re: Are you cut out for the CIA?
Thanks P.M.. Any one who has a wife must have gotten a chuckle out of that one.. id. p
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04-30-2003, 09:53 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Halfway between the Boondocks & Timbucktoo
Posts: 7,861
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Re: Are you cut out for the CIA?
ID - show it to your wife. Anyone who's been a wife will get a chuckle out of it. :grin:
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04-30-2003, 01:09 PM
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Join Date: May 2000
Location: Beaverton, OR, USA
Posts: 6,152
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Re: Are you cut out for the CIA?
Be careful, Keta will do the same thing to any fish brought onboard! :grin: 
Doesn't take him long either! He can almost take the head clean off of a tuna in one shot!
[ 04-30-2003, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: corrirod ]
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04-30-2003, 06:16 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Polk County, Orygun
Posts: 1,318
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Re: Are you cut out for the CIA?
"Earl's gotta die, na na na na..."
Never did like that song...but if we're going to be politically correct around here--awww shucks, the kinder gentler 'Hawg is currently ruling my persona, so I'll let this slide.
Peace... [img]graemlins/berry.gif[/img]
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