That is funny. Who knows what will happen when they present the beast, zipper and all. I did hear rumor that there was a sighting up off of the Clackamas this week. A man was driving up the river and a "hairy, tall creature" crossed the road infront of him. It was later reported to the police by two flyfisherman that they had seen what appeared to be a very large, hairy, homeless naked man running up the bank of the river into the forested areas. Later that evening the man who had originally seen the "bigfoot" cross the road came back to the sight with his girlfriend and hunting dog (isnt that always the story?!?!). The girlfriend wanted to go up the hill to see if she could find tracks or have a sighting of her own, but the man ssaid he was to afraid to go up and that there was no way he would. As the women went up the hill her dog followed, but it was reported that the dog started ti whimper and ran back to their vehicle?!?!?
Who knows, I have seen some wicked gnarly homeless dudes before.