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Chromer
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Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
I just got a call from a friend who saw something on the news this morning. This will be hilarious if real!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 12, 2008
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
PRESS CONFERENCE
to be held on
Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
Time: From 12Noon-1  0pm
Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306
Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California
Tom Biscardi, CEO
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th
FROM 12 N00N TO 1 0PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA
A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.
DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1 0pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.
Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.
The creature was found by Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer (residents of Georgia) in the woods in northern Georgia. (The exact location is being kept secret to protect the creatures.)
Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer will be flying in from Georgia to be at the press conference. Also present at the press conference will be Tom Biscardi, CEO of Searching for Bigfoot, Inc.
Whitton is a Clayton County, Georgia, police officer, who is currently on administrative leave after being wounded in the course of duty pursuing an alleged felon. Dyer is a former correctional officer. Whitton and Dyer are co-owners of bigfoottracker.com and Bigfoot Global LLC., a company that offers Bigfoot expeditions. Whitton and Dyer are working with Bigfoot hunter, Tom Biscardi, and Biscardi’s Searching for Bigfoot, Inc., to present and conduct the scientific study of the evidence and information on this body
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08-13-2008, 08:04 AM
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Scallywag
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
For real?
I hope I'm not a sucker.  (I have bitten bigger hooks)
Pics? 
I've always been a sceptic, but a Yeti corpse would make me a believer.
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08-13-2008, 08:08 AM
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Chromer
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
There is a few sites saying it is a hoax but there are a few that are saying the opposite.
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08-13-2008, 08:26 AM
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Are these the same guys who said they had one in their freezer last month? I would love to think this is true but I won't be making any bets.
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08-13-2008, 08:30 AM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
I thought DB Cooper was in Ariel all along......... guess Im wrong.
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08-13-2008, 09:03 AM
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
When the regular news starts carrying the story I'll take it more seriously until then it looks to me like a hoax or viral advertising for a new movie.
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08-13-2008, 09:06 AM
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Chromer
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Found dead in Georgia? Result of the Russian invasion?
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08-13-2008, 09:20 AM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
That's impossible. I've got bigfoot securely locked up in my basement.
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08-13-2008, 11:16 AM
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
The description sounds a bit like one of the best senior NCOs I ever had. I hope that it is not him.
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08-13-2008, 12:21 PM
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Steelhead
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cornbread
When the regular news starts carrying the story I'll take it more seriously until then it looks to me like a hoax or viral advertising for a new movie.
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I saw something on CNN this morning. Not sure if it was this, but definately Bigfoot related.
Wow, that is maye 15 minutes from where I am. I wonder if they would require media passes to see the press conference? Hey, I could be the ifish reporter!
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08-13-2008, 12:24 PM
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Cutthroat
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Georgia huh..........Sounds like I missed the family reunion again!!
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08-13-2008, 12:34 PM
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Steelhead
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Wait I figured it out.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26178315/
Kinda weird that the heights match.
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08-13-2008, 12:35 PM
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Tuna!
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
My posting of this link neither confirms nor denies my belief in this creature
http://www.ktvu.com/news/17174989/detail.html
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08-13-2008, 12:57 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
It's a publicity stunt for a movie called "Cryptozoologists" coming out next year.
Scientists discover bigfoot and the lochness monster in the film.
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08-13-2008, 01:03 PM
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Tuna!
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Quote:
Originally Posted by butwhymalemodels
It's a publicity stunt for a movie called "Cryptozoologists" coming out next year.
Scientists discover bigfoot and the lochness monster in the film.
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That's kind of what I suspected. I hate these new viral marketing campaigns for movies.
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08-13-2008, 01:56 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cornbread
That's kind of what I suspected. I hate these new viral marketing campaigns for movies.
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Well...that's just one theory anyway!
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08-13-2008, 02:38 PM
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
might not be a hoax but a misclassified person. anyone seen yao ming in the off season?
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08-13-2008, 03:42 PM
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Chromer
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
The Patterson film was a hoax and I imagine this will be the same.
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08-13-2008, 03:44 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Hope it does not have a Zipper.. gonna be tough to explain
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08-13-2008, 04:01 PM
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Steelhead
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
It's Shaq .the description matches .maybe he was having a family reunion.
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08-13-2008, 07:20 PM
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Sturgeon
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
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Originally Posted by CoonersShrimpboat
Found dead in Georgia? Result of the Russian invasion?
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exactly what I was thinking.
I've got kinfolk in Atlanta, they're stockpiling arms and ammunition. I don't think the Russians have made it very far inland though.
regards, aw
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08-13-2008, 08:04 PM
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Chromer
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
pretty exciting whatever happens.
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08-13-2008, 08:08 PM
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Sturgeon
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
This should be very interesting and entertaining to see what comes from this, I honestly wont believe it till it is absolutely proven but if it is , Holy smokes is that gonna add a new element to being out in the woods at dark during hunting season  and I probably wont ever see any big game anymore because I will be too busy looking for the big hairy guy.
Not that I ever see any anyways 
MD
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08-13-2008, 11:23 PM
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Sturgeon
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
holy smokes, this and the chupacabra video all in the same week!
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08-14-2008, 06:26 AM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
News Flash!: Top C.E.O. of Geico Insurance Co. arrested for disposing of caveman body in Georgia.
Hmmm.... I guess they have finished with those "even a caveman can do it" commercials. Or maybe the caveman wanted more money.
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08-14-2008, 08:02 AM
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Tuna!
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
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08-14-2008, 07:29 PM
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Steelhead
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
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Oh thats too bad, I was hoping there might be some truth behind the story.
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08-14-2008, 08:30 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Darn another good Hoax of Big Foot.
Does that mean my Tag is Still valid?
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08-15-2008, 04:35 AM
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Quote:
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Georgia huh..........Sounds like I missed the family reunion again!!
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Welcome to ifish...wait...you DO fish, don't you?
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08-15-2008, 05:32 AM
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Steelhead
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
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I know I shouldn't laugh.... but that's just funny.
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08-15-2008, 05:56 AM
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Steelhead
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Tastes like chicken?
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08-15-2008, 07:20 AM
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Tuna!
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
So it wasn't real? <sarcasm> OMG I am soooooo shocked. </sarcasm>
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08-15-2008, 07:56 AM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
A hoax he will come out with some schmuck paid off scientist and say the body is being held for more studies.
Mike
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08-15-2008, 08:20 AM
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Chromer
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
The press conf. is being held today in San Fransisco at 12:00. If it's a hoax, everybody will know after that.
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08-15-2008, 12:07 PM
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Steelhead
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
I just saw a photo of it on the noon news. It was laying dead in a freezer. Maybe there will be more on the evening news about what this is.
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08-15-2008, 12:15 PM
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Steelhead
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Quote:
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I just saw a photo of it on the noon news. It was laying dead in a freezer. Maybe there will be more on the evening news about what this is.
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Here is a link to pics I found:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26222822?GT1=43001
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08-15-2008, 12:18 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Did they also find the Alien Space Baby ?
It seems they also want to sell local bigfoot expeditions for $499.00
I call it a bluff. 
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08-15-2008, 12:45 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
It's past NOON!!.. an still looks like a hoax!.
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08-15-2008, 12:53 PM
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08-15-2008, 12:59 PM
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Tuna!
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Quote:
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It seems they also want to sell local bigfoot expeditions for $499.00
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08-15-2008, 01:12 PM
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Chromer
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Did anyone watch the conference on CNN? I saw it and left me with more questions than I had before. There was tons of website name dropping and a couple pictures that are even more difficult to make out than the original pictures. One is of a live bigfoot gallabanting through the forest. The other is supposed to be of the mouth, teeth and tongue.
Why would they come unprepared for a news conference like that? If this is a hoax, they have shown their faces to the world. For their sake, they better not be up to foolery. Every question asked was already answered in the previous news release. Why not display the monkey?
I'm too drunk to taste that chicken.
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08-15-2008, 01:17 PM
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Tuna!
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Quote:
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It's past NOON!!.. an still looks like a hoax!.
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That's becuase it IS a HOAX.
Now Pastafarianisim, that's real!
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08-15-2008, 02:45 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
well, the x-boss has been found! 
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08-15-2008, 04:56 PM
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
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Chromer
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Two results for the DNA tested, one sample was human the other possum.
Only in Georgia.
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
Quote:
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Two results for the DNA tested, one sample was human the other possum.
Only in Georgia.
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ROFL.  Heard that on the news tonight, and it still makes me chuckle. Only in Georgia...or here in Willamina. 
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08-16-2008, 06:25 PM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
I had just assumed some of the backwoods rednecks thought it was a Russian soldier when they had gotten the news they were being invaded....nope. Imagine their surprise when they found out it was bigfoot.
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Ifish Nate
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
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Two results for the DNA tested, one sample was human the other possum.
Only in Georgia.
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Human DNA.. Sheriff, needs to go Get the Human in Freezer & Cuff the fellow's for abuse of body/murder.
Chuckles, cross breeding going on down south... Where's the banjo?.
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Steelhead
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Re: Bigfoot found?? Dead Georgia Bigfoot??
So that's why the possums down south come running when they hear a can of Billy Beer poppin' open. Eeewwww. Not enough sisters to go around?
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