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Old 12-30-2002, 07:44 AM   #1
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Default Santa let me down this year ...

All I wanted for Xmas was a new Furuno Color Radar system!!
I mean, is that asking for too much (Mrs. Santa said "YES"!)?
Not only did I NOT get a radar, the only thing fishy I got was
a shirt from my #2 kiddo with BASS on it! :depressed:

Oh well, Santa *did* bring me a new DVD player this year ...
and that's a present the whole family can use!

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Old 12-30-2002, 09:54 AM   #2
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Default Re: Santa let me down this year ...

That's okay Assassin all I wanted was a boat. I got voted down too! I don't really think Mrs. Calus understands our true needs!
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Old 12-30-2002, 10:00 AM   #3
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Default Re: Santa let me down this year ...

I'm so sorry for you guys!

I got John a Grady White... Marlin 300. Of couse it had all the options, too.

Unfortunately, it was kind of flat... and the ink on the back of it bled through a little bit. But it will still look pretty good taped on the fridge. :grin:
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Old 12-30-2002, 10:29 AM   #4
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Default Re: Santa let me down this year ...

Hey Mark, that is a shame. How about trying this: Sell enough Intel stock today to get your $3000. loss for the year (that should be real easy, right?). Now tell your wife that you are claiming "dibs" on the $1000. that you will save on your taxes, add that to the some of the meager proceeds from the stock sale, and voila, the new radar is as good as yours! What? She doesn't fool that easily? Add: "but honey, the stock just keeps tanking, it probably won't be there for our retirement, but the boat will, so let's invest it in the boat!"

OK I'll admit it, I don't fool my wife one darn bit with these ideas......

Good Luck, the other Mark
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Old 12-30-2002, 12:14 PM   #5
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"Quit ******* Go Fishin" It will soothed youse hurted feelins
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Old 12-30-2002, 05:09 PM   #6
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Default Re: Santa let me down this year ...

Maybe you should have asked for only one color... :grin: . [img]graemlins/dork.gif[/img]
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Old 12-31-2002, 12:12 PM   #7
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Fish Assassin- just noticed you posted your web site addie. I checked it out. Some nice pic's of the mistress's, could use some TUNA blood shots in there though. :shocked:
Sure not hard to tell this little guys related. Between the horns and the drool it's a startling resemblence.

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Old 12-31-2002, 12:26 PM   #8
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Miss B Haven:

My youngest grandson ... until April fools (or there-about)
when Number One son and his wife are due to present us with
a NEW youngest grandson!! [img]graemlins/hearton.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hearton.gif[/img]

Just can't beat them grand-babies!

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