Just a few minutes ago, I'm on my first, or second nap of the day

after fishing the past two days, and my phone goes off. Bleary eyed, I check the message, and find out there is a dirty rumor floating around (the good kind) that one of the Dogs had landed the first albie of the year.

It is May 26, right?
Now, my blood is pumping and I've really got to find out if it is true or not.
I send a few texts around, and then call to hear it directly from the horses mouth. Rumor false. However, I was hoping the opposite.
Not long, and the rumor just might be true. Not long at all.