25 reasons you owe you Mother
1.*_ My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE._* 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'
2.*_ My mother taught me RELIGION_*.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'
3.*_ My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL._* 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'
4.*_ My mother taught me LOGIC_*.
'Because I said so, that's why.'
5.*_ My mother taught me MORE LOGIC._*
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'
6.*_ My mother taught me FORESIGHT_*.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'
7.*_ My mother taught me IRONY _*
'Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.'
8.*_ My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS._* 'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'
9.*_ My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM_*.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'
10.*_ My mother taught me about STAMINA_*.
'You'll sit there until all that fish is gone.'
11.*_ My mother taught me about WEATHER._* 'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it!'
12.*_ My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY _*.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'
13.*_ My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE_*.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'
14.*_ My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION._* 'Stop acting like your father!'
15.*_ My mother taught me about ENVY_*.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'
16.*_ My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION_*.
'Just wait until we get home.'
17.*_ My mother taught me about RECEIVING._* 'You are going to get it when you get home!'
18.* _My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE_*.
'If you don't stop making that face, it's going to freeze that way.'
19.*_ My mother taught me ESP_*.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'
20.*_ My mother taught me HUMOR._*
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'
21.*_ My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT_*.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'
22.*_ My mother taught me GENETICS._*
'You got that from your father'
23.*_ My mother taught me about my ROOTS._ *'Shut that door behind you. You don't live in a barn?'*
24._ My mother taught me WISDOM_.
*'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'*
25. And my favorite...: *
*_ My mother taught me about JUSTICE._*
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.'
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The two best times to be fishin is when its raining, and when it ain't - Rancid Crabtree.
I am haunted by waters.
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FallRiverGuy
and you know your in trouble when she uses your middle name when she's yelling at you..
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