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Old 12-27-2001, 05:03 PM   #1
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Default If you\'re going to show plumbers butt...

you could at least appologize to the people around you. Remedies?

1. loose weight.
2. duct tape.
3. suspenders.
4. the right size pair of pants would help
5. leave shirt untucted
6. wear a thong
7. have fishing buddie give giant wedgie to you.
8. breathable wadders, bib type.
9. overalls
10. superglue :grin:

Sorry Uncle Bob, not really talking about you. :shocked: :grin: :grin: You are just an occasional offender. Knife Sharpener anyone?
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Old 12-27-2001, 05:28 PM   #2
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Old 12-28-2001, 02:40 PM   #3
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I am scared to ask what prompted this thread. :shocked:

Next time try dropping a coin down there. If you are fishing, a small glob of eggs would also work nicely. :grin: :shocked: :grin:

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Old 12-28-2001, 02:50 PM   #4
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Actually a small tom cod or sculpin will do wonders. It is amazing how a person will howl and jump when one "accidently" jumps in when you are out fishing on the bay. A certain party, who never goes fishing with me anymore, now wears bib overhauls when he fishes. That poor fish was squashed when finally released. And no I did not insert it, it jumped off when brought in and did a beautiful double flip and zip. I gave it a 9.5 for technique and a 10.0 for showmanship. What were the chances? Well knowing the size of the opening, it was bound to happen.
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Old 12-29-2001, 05:42 AM   #5
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Uh...Mrs.Mission says.."BUTTT-CRACK PUTTY". :grin:
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