Blazers stink like gillnetted fish

CATCH AND EAT · 12-27-2001, 12:03 PM

Peeeeuwehhhhhhh!

Dead fish in the locker room. Dead fish on the court. Dead fish for players. No wonder Sabonis did not come back. He couldn't stand the smell of death. Death of the Blazers that is.

This team is foul hooked its fans and deminished its ability to focus on the game at hand. A name change is now in order. Here is my suggestions.

Portland Trail Blisters
Portland Trailing Blazers
Portland Unknown Comics
Portland fail blazers

fishbane · 12-27-2001, 12:47 PM

As a life time blazer fan I have to say this is the worst year I can remeber in a long time.

We need to trade wallace for a young big center.
And a new hardcore coach like Lucas to smash there heads together would help too.

Artwo · 12-27-2001, 01:07 PM

The problem with the Blazers has not been on the court for a long time, it's been in the front office.

They should name them The Bob Witsit Dancers or the Paul Allen Tax Right Off's.

What we need is a GM and owner trade.

Once a Blazer fan, not anymore. I got tired of them always getting rid of their good players for the washed ups and the thugs.

Can you say Jermane O'Niel..........for who!!!!!!!

JK

Predator Dawg · 12-27-2001, 01:14 PM

Please raise your hand if you remember when the I-5 rivalry was fun and fierce. Now look at the Sonics and the Blazers. The common denominator, trader Bob. Looks like he is really living up to his name. At least the Sonics have some young hope, all aquired since Bob went south. You guys need to dump him fast. Hey, isn't he running the 7-7 Seachickens to?

Hoosier Daddy · 12-27-2001, 02:13 PM

All I can say is GO KINGS!!

It was a pretty good game if you are a Kings fan. :grin: :grin: :grin:

Drachir · 12-27-2001, 03:23 PM

I agree with all of your opinions, the Blazers just stink this year. My wife was given tickets for tonight's game against the Utah Jazz. I guess we'll see which team can stink it up the most tonight, LOL!!! :grin:

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RW · 12-27-2001, 03:38 PM

Hell, you think being just a Blazer fan is terrible, try being a season ticket holder! We can't even give tickets away, no one can stand the pain of watching them loose in person. RW

CATCH AND EAT · 12-27-2001, 04:56 PM

Come on guys, when talking about the Blazers you must include phrases with fish included. That is the rule of the board. Thats why I say the Blazers game smells like a dirty rotton stinking fish. :shocked:

Not to mention you get extra credit relating fish to how bad the Blazers suck. Plus Jen won't get mad if you insert "fishy words" in your discription on the board. :grin:

BCFISHON1 · 12-27-2001, 05:16 PM

My wife says they should be called the snailblazers and I think they stink like a package of smelt sitting in the spring sun for 4 days and full of maggots

Grnhead99353 · 12-27-2001, 06:15 PM

They probably smell more like a bunch of gill netted salmon rotting on a bed of spent beer cans in the trunk of a 1978 Thunderbird.

Thick-N-Thin · 12-27-2001, 08:20 PM

I've been a Blazer fan since I can't remember when. Just makes me sick to see what Bob Witsit gets away with!

I'd trade my left Ifish if ole' Paul Allen would latch a 50lb lead weight to Bob Witsit's neck and dump him in the Columbia for sturgeon bait! Then again that would be cruel......NOT!

If the U of O Duck's men's team played the Blazers, the Ducks would still score 100 points against their sorry butts! And that aint Fishy!

I'm with you Chnookie.....Go KINGS!

Snapset · 12-27-2001, 08:50 PM

Yep, the Blazers are exhibit "A" in the argument that you can buy players, but you cannot buy a team. I lost faith in the Blazers when they rewarded a great coach (Adelman) with walking papers for losing in the finals. Stoopid. By their logic every other coach in the league should have been fired also.

The scum that they have been buying to play for them have also tainted their reputation in cities all around the country.
I believe that the few lonely fans who are still buying tickets to see these mediocre stumblers are doing the future of the franchise a disservice.
Oh Yeah. Fish. O.K.
The Blazers management seems to be a bunch of bullheads.

FM2 · 12-27-2001, 09:33 PM

I was at the game tonight and stinking it up is now a compliment for the snailblazers. They came out in the first quarter and lead 23-4 then just fell apart and was behind 38-33 at the half.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..oops thought I was still at the game.

I have to agree with others, Bob Dipstick has ruined this franchise. I don't know why Paul Allen puts up with this guy. So far I'm not to impressed with Maurice Cheeks as a coach, he had some strange combinations on the floor and when they could score some points he would put subs in...go figure

Ok C&E, here is my short list:

Portland Bailers
Portland Trailgazers
WHO!!!
Portland OhWells
Portland Snailbaiters

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CATCH AND EAT · 12-28-2001, 06:56 AM

Boy they did stink up it last night! :blush: Much more entertaining to watch a rod go without a fish all day long. Did they even play the second quarter?

I think I may become a Kings fan yet. Vladi, Vladi, Vladi

Decontamination of the Rose Garden is a must. First, Wittsick must go!!!!

What a jerk. He could'nt even catch a fish at the Rainbow Trout Farm with a worm and power bait. Second, Mo Cheeks, Not ready to coach the NBA yet. Third, Dump Stoudamire, he is a henderence to the true developement of the team. Fourth, bring back Aldelman to coach. He really got shafted here just as Dunleavy did. Fifth. Go fishing instead of a Blazer game. :shocked:

hound · 12-28-2001, 07:28 AM

isn't jeff van gundy looking for a job???
i think cheeks needs a bigger fish wacker for these boys!!!!!
thank god for college sports!!!

go gonzaga bulldogs!!!!!

Pitch Pocket · 12-28-2001, 07:53 AM

I've been a season ticket holder since Paul Allen bought the team. I've always said that even if they lose, you still see the some of the best basketball in the world. Well, I have to say that this is the worst basketball I've seen them play. This is not even decent ball. They are a dis-jointed, stand around bunch who make one pass and then go one-on-one, or more likely one-on-two or more. No plays run past the first option, no camaraderie and certainly no chemistry. I'll keep my tickets, because these things go up and down, but I'm thinking about taking a bag with eye-holes cut out to the next game.

Robert · 12-28-2001, 01:26 PM

Not only do the blazers stink on the court they talk bad about fans. The people at channel 8 are worse because they put on blazers on instead of good show like the West Wing. This has happened 4 times since the season started.

MicroFish · 12-28-2001, 01:41 PM

I agree with ya, C&E---& they're even suckier now than when you first posted this thread! :shocked:

Drachir · 12-28-2001, 04:51 PM

Well it was obviously the Blazers that sucked the most last night. I must admit the Blazers really looked goo for the first 4 minutes, they led 23-4 at that point. It was just the last 44 minutes that killed them. They couldn't do on thing against the Jazz, and they pretty much suck too!!
The poor ol' Bonzie Wells got Booed more than the refs, that's pretty sad!! :depressed: