I was reading through the archives around December. Came across this! Funny!
We had a song contest.
Fuzzy Butt and Angel reminds us to visit:
Twisted Tunes, which I just did, and the songs are hillarious!!!
Here are some of the personal entries, let's see if we can beat them this year!!!
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Onelastcast:
God rest ye noble steelhead
I’m coming down to play
I know where you are laying
I’ll cast a bait your way
When bobber down
If I don’t drown
I’ll make you mine that day
You’ll be fighting and
Jumping, OH BOY
Jumping OH BOY
I’ll be fighting and
Jumping for joy
OneLastCast
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I just want a fish for Christmas
I just want a fish for Christmas
I just want a fish for Christmas
Can’t wait for next year
I know where I can get one
I know where I can get one
I know where I can get one
The North Fork is right here
Good bait do we bring
For steelies and kings
I just want a fish for Christmas
Or I’ll shoot a reindeer
Onelastcast
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rhansme:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house.
The whole darn family was drunk as a louse..
Ma home from GI Joes and Dad home from Garts
They had just settled down to make fishing parts
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I jumped out of bed to see whats the matter!
Away to the window I flew like a flash.
Threw open the shutters and fell flat on my ass.
And what to my bloodshot eyes should appear?
A rusty old sleigh and some funny named raindeer.
Now Fenwick and Orvis up over the wall
Quick now goldarnit or I’ll cut off your………
Up the rooftop he staggered and fell.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
Well ole St. Nick on his way to the door,
He tripped over his leader and fell flat on the floor.
I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight.
Good fishin to all and to all a good fight!
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Jennie:
We wish you a Merry Fishmas,
We wish you a Merry Fishmas,
We wish you a Merry Fishmas,
and a Whole lot of gear!
Good biting to all,
No fish do we fear!
Good biting for Fishmas,
and throughout the New Year!
So bring me some jigs and corkies,
So bring me some jigs and corkies,
So bring me some jigs and corkies,
for the river so near!
(All together now)
We wish you a Merry Fishmas,
We wish you a Merry Fishmas,
We wish you a Merry Fishmas,
and a Whole lot of gear!
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To the tune of I'm dreaming of a White Christmas...
The rain is falling,
the grass is green,
The doug firs and alders sway,
There's never been such a dayyyyyy
in Tillamook Oregon, usaaaaaaaaaaa
And it's December the 24th....
but I am longing to go up North!
I'm dreaming of a night at the Clam Gulch!
Waking to trophy fishing days!
With the Kenai flowing,
the salmon showing,
fishing in the rivers, oceans and bays....
I'm dreaming of a night at the Clam Gulch,
With RW smiling by the fire!
She knows that all those fish out there, will bite!
And that every one of them will be bright!
Well, I need some more coffee...
Jen
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Fishmas tunes, revisited!
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