PAC 10 fishing
HOW MANY PAC-10 STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO
CATCH A FISH?
At Stanford: It takes 2.
1 to catch the fish and 1 to
explain how they did it every bit as well
as an Ivy League school.
At Cal: It takes 4.
One to catch the fish and 3 to figure
out how to get high off the bait.
At UCLA: It takes 3.
One to catch the fish and two to phone
a friend at Cal to get instructions.
At USC: It takes 5.
One to catch a fish, two to talk about how
John McKay would have done it, and two to
throw the bait containers at a Bruin.
At ASU: It takes 7
And each one gets four semester-hours of
credit for it.
At Arizona: It takes 8.
One to fish and the other
seven to discuss how
much brighter the fish are during
basketball season.
At Oregon: It takes 110.
1 to fish, 49 to talk about how
they do it better than Oregon State, and
50 to realize from a Marxist perspective that
the working class fisher was being
exploited by the capitalist class,
and 10 to figure out how to
get high off the bait.
At Oregon State: It takes all 20,000.
1 to fish and 19,999 to
insist that next year
they'll have a good football team.
At Washington: It takes 10.
One to fish, four alumni to
give him money and a new
car so he can concentrate on his
fishing technique and
not worry about academics, two to mix the
drinks, and three to find the perfect
J. Crew outfit for the occasion.
At Washington State: It takes 0.
Are there even fish in Pullman?
[ 12-19-2001: Message edited by: Bait O' Eggs ]</p>
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