Friday funny

[skybuster]

----- Old Rancher


A Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with
an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for your
water allocation."

The old rancher said, " Okay but don't go in that field over there."

The Water representative said" Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go
where ever I wish on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered.
Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores. Later, the
old rancher heard a loud scream a nd saw the Water Rep running for the fence and
close behind was the rancher's bull. The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with
every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately threw
down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out ...........



"YOUR CARD ! YOUR CARD! SHOW him your card."

[Cliff D.]