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Old 11-16-2001, 01:24 PM   #1
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Women really have that much power?
Wow! I have to try this out!
Billllll?!?!?!
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Old 11-16-2001, 02:07 PM   #2
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Gone fishing.

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Old 11-16-2001, 02:30 PM   #3
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I've been getting away with this "The good fishing's almost over hun, then we can get some of this stuff done around here" but I think she's catching on....

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Old 11-16-2001, 03:22 PM   #4
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Its not that women have all that power...we just want them to think they do :tongue:

It's just one weekend! :shocked:
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Old 11-16-2001, 03:27 PM   #5
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Not ALL rivers are blown. Honey-do's will happen...um...uh...uhh...some other time. :grin:
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Old 11-16-2001, 05:46 PM   #6
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Hey C-n-E, who is wearing the pants in your family? I just tell my wife to pack me a lunch and have dinner ready when I get back. If she can get the lawn mowed while I am gone, all the better. The best part of fishing is coming home to that half hour foot massage while "reading" the latest Victoria's Secret catalog and watching the game. I ain't no skirt wearin' poodle walker. :grin:

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Old 11-16-2001, 07:26 PM   #7
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Whooooeeee, Spooled. I can't wait to see Jen's response to that one.
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Old 11-16-2001, 10:43 PM   #8
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YAWN!!! Real women don't need to respond to drivel, we have better things to do. Some of us are fishing in the morning, we will let you know how we do..... RW
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Old 11-16-2001, 11:46 PM   #9
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hOocHie, iT is vERy HArd tO tYpE WiTH mY nEw brOKeN hANd ANd bLACk eyE. wHO kNEw mY wIfE COuLd rEAd anYtHInG OtHEr tHan a nORdStrOm aD? nOW i Do! :smile:
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Old 11-16-2001, 11:59 PM   #10
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No fishing this weekend. Got those drated honey do's hanging over my head. Oh well, I usually get to go whenever I "neeeeeedddd to" so not to complain. She understands my "addiction".

I have called Singer Robert Palmer and commissioned him to revamp a song of his and retitle it the following:

"Myiiz Well Face It I'm Addicted to Fish"

Unfortunatly he feels that this song will not rise to #1 status. Oh well. Good fishing to all that brave the muddy rivers of the NW this weekend.

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Old 11-17-2001, 04:37 AM   #11
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I guess I'm lucky, because the number one item on my wife's "Honey Do" list is..."Take me fishing!!"
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Old 11-17-2001, 05:05 AM   #12
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I was just going to comment, FM ... your "honey do's" are 1) hand me that rod 2) give me a 5 oz. cannon ball 3) net my fish.

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Old 11-17-2001, 06:31 PM   #13
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C&E report? Well? :grin:
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Old 11-18-2001, 05:46 PM   #14
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Hey now, there's a good name,C&E


...skirt wearin' poodle walker...
:smile: :smile:

Don't feel bad C&E, my wife has had me a bit tied up the last few days myself - but I like it :smile: :smile:

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Old 11-19-2001, 12:44 AM   #15
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Hey C&E,
If you're all buisy with honey-do's and such,
should I call and see if shagey wants to skip school and go wet a line?
You got my cel#

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Old 11-19-2001, 07:13 AM   #16
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Hey Spooled, you are walking kind of funny today. How did that X-Ray of your backside go? Were they able to remove the entire high healed shoe or not? And the eye? have you remove that juicey sirloin yet? She must have also slapped your hands with the ruler because your typing kind of funny? WhAtS uP WItH tHaT?! Skirt wearing Poddle walker eh?

Uncle Bob, Sounds like some kinky stuff at your place this weekend. Tied up and all that sort of thing. Shaggy was busy too. Seams that mom had things going on his to do list. Sorry he cannot go during the week. He is doing real well in school and I do not want to chance messing that up especially with the likes of "Someone that was tied up with his wife". Hey, did she use the whip again? Naahh. More like she took a pitch fork to your backside while you were pushing the vaccum.

As for those that are lucky enough that your wives fish with you. :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: That was done Archie Bunker style. Count youselves lucky because at least you will see fish caught but most likely will not tag anything yourself.

At least this weekend I have Saturday to look forward to. Sturgeon on Saturday :grin: . Friday the wife says is a traditional womens shopping day. Hey Spooled, that means you! :shocked: Try not to look so mean, you'll scare the cashier.

Uncle Bob? U. B. shopping too? :grin:
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Old 11-19-2001, 12:58 PM   #17
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C&E...She keeps me fishing. If she weren't along for me to hand the rod off to...I woulda been done in April. :grin:
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Old 11-19-2001, 01:56 PM   #18
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C&E,
Nope, no pitch forks or whips.
Wasn't even that kinky. Well, ...

She usally vaccumes the office floor while she catches the rest of the house.
I found out that leader material and vaccumes don't like each other.
What's that smell :smile:

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Old 11-19-2001, 04:10 PM   #19
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Come on now Fishin Mission, You could just buy those cheap additional hatchery tags now right. I have the same problem, thats why I take the Kids.

Uncle Bob you bad boy. :grin: Is that your real hair or is that Maxima Crystal in 4# test? :shocked: KEEP THAT DARN FISHING LINE PICKED UP ROBERT OR THERE WILL BE NO ?????? FOR YOU TONIGHT :grin: .

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Old 11-20-2001, 01:49 PM   #21
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C&E...hatchery tags are only good on clipped fish, and I happen to have two of those. The other non-clip tag has only one spot left, that I'm saving for perhaps one more coastal salmon expedition. Good thing I can put steelies on those hatchery tags, or I might find myself doing those dreaded "household honey-do's". :grin:
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