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03-05-2008, 03:47 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Dalles
Posts: 763
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a test to see if you are one of the smart people.
Test for Smart People.....
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether
you are qualified to be classified as a smart person. Scroll down for each
answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL
you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe, and close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just
put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do
not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests
whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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03-05-2008, 04:22 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sandlake
Posts: 2,877
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Re: a test to see if you are one of the smart people.
I must be brilliant....I got them all!
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"Yes, I am a PIR8....200 years too late"
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03-05-2008, 09:17 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Carlton, OR
Posts: 6,372
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Re: a test to see if you are one of the smart people.
Wow, I'm not feeling very bright at the moment.
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03-05-2008, 10:14 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Jefferson Owner/Operator of the Kalena
Posts: 21,771
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Re: a test to see if you are one of the smart people.
As the wife always suspected, I'm a dumbass.
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If it can't be Salmon, I'll take Halibut!!!
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03-06-2008, 12:28 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Clackamas, OR
Posts: 11,222
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Re: a test to see if you are one of the smart people.
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Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus / Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent / Criticize things you don't know about / Be oblong and have your knees removed
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03-06-2008, 06:31 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 21,813
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Re: a test to see if you are one of the smart people.
I got the third one right. 
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SHUT UP AND FISH!
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed
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03-06-2008, 09:09 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: loomis ,ca
Posts: 2,314
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Re: a test to see if you are one of the smart people.
Well I Aint To Smart Pa . I Thinks I Needs Mo Schoolin
I Missed All Of Them
Luke
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R.I.P asa bear . you will be missed more then you know . its to bad you never learned to talk .just think of the stories you could be telling now
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03-06-2008, 09:34 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: In a van, down by the river
Posts: 1,427
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Re: a test to see if you are one of the smart people.
I'm with Catch and Eat. I only got the third one right. So I guess I am only 3/4 stupid.
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Don't do anything you're not proud of.
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03-06-2008, 11:16 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: hillsboro
Posts: 2,694
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Re: a test to see if you are one of the smart people.
 ...i got 0 right...duh
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03-06-2008, 12:45 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Redmond Oregon
Posts: 2,805
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Re: a test to see if you are one of the smart people.
ok! I don't understand why I have to remove the giraffe before I put the elephant in the fridge. It's a big fridge. 
How do you know for sure all of the gators went to the meeting? there is always one playing hookie! 
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03-06-2008, 03:55 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Tillamook OR.
Posts: 1,219
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Re: a test to see if you are one of the smart people.
i walked across the bridge.....
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03-07-2008, 05:19 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: In a van, down by the river
Posts: 1,427
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Re: a test to see if you are one of the smart people.
Quote:
Originally Posted by weirdbeard
i walked across the bridge.....
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That was my answer to that question as well. Maybe we are just too smart for our own good.
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Don't do anything you're not proud of.
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03-07-2008, 05:29 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Forest Grove
Posts: 2,532
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Re: a test to see if you are one of the smart people.
Oh boy, Can I have some extra credit so I don't fail class.
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