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Old 11-08-2001, 07:46 AM   #1
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How, besides a net would you get a bunch of chinook to bite in a low clear pool?
They are nervous and skittish!
Sneak up on them?
Using what???
Come on, help me!!!
I want to kill something!
I have to have a bigger nook than the boys when they check in at the Rendevous weigh in!
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Old 11-08-2001, 07:47 AM   #2
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How bout put a spear in my mouth and go scuba diving?
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Old 11-08-2001, 07:48 AM   #3
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Drain the pool with my shop vac?
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Old 11-08-2001, 07:50 AM   #4
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:grin:
"Here fishy fishy?"
Do they come when called?
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Old 11-08-2001, 07:50 AM   #5
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You might try a bobber and buzz bomb.
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Old 11-08-2001, 07:55 AM   #6
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Old 11-08-2001, 07:57 AM   #7
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Try electricity. Throw the shop vac in the river.
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Old 11-08-2001, 08:01 AM   #8
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Jen,

Stay away from the spear and scuba gear, at least if there is a game official near by. That was one of the stupid things I and several other buddies thought of when we were in high school. WE got nailed too! Ouch! I think we were cured after that, and a little wiser too.
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Old 11-08-2001, 08:02 AM   #9
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I know!!!!
I'll scream movie in a crowded fire house!!!!
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Old 11-08-2001, 08:03 AM   #10
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Put up a big sign that says “HATCHERY”

And bring a baseball bat…
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Old 11-08-2001, 08:03 AM   #11
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A spear and a bikini? Is that illegal?
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Old 11-08-2001, 08:04 AM   #12
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scuba gear and bat?
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Old 11-08-2001, 08:06 AM   #13
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Jennie: The bikini will catch something - probably not a Chinook. I recommend the never fail "DUPONT SPINNER." Hope to see you saturday, Drifter.
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Old 11-08-2001, 08:07 AM   #14
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Bikini and fishnet stockings!
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Old 11-08-2001, 08:09 AM   #15
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Pete, I think you are thinking of someone else...
I don't want to make them MORE nervous, or sick.... I want to catch the fish!
Maybe.... Maybe I'll go to Safeway and check out their salmon displays...
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Old 11-08-2001, 08:56 AM   #16
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Jen, there is no age limit on Bikinis. So if you feel confident, go for it. There is ( or ought to be ) an age limit on spandex ......
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Old 11-08-2001, 09:08 AM   #17
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Old 11-08-2001, 10:07 AM   #18
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Cheesecake. Mocha cheesecake is even better.
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Old 11-08-2001, 12:22 PM   #19
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******, I fish?

As usual, very cool!
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Old 11-08-2001, 01:52 PM   #20
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Hey you guys nadda one of you mentioned

"Marie's Shrimp Scent"

How dare you! You should be ashamed! After all!!

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Old 11-08-2001, 02:18 PM   #21
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IFISH Pilar. Thanks. :grin:
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Old 11-08-2001, 02:35 PM   #22
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Well, call me slow and stupid!
Cool, Nan!
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Old 11-08-2001, 02:41 PM   #23
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Drift straight eggs , no bobber noo weight... used to work for me on coho back before I got saved...
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Old 11-08-2001, 04:24 PM   #24
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I ain't callin' you nothin', you have my IP. :grin:

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