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[xdynamite]

Think this would work ok? My daughter wants a cell phone. This might help keep the boys away...

[Ildor]

Sure, that'll keep the boys away, talk on that enough and those repeated powder burns near the temple area will get real unsightly real quick. Boys won't want anything to do with her.

[xdynamite]

I think your on to something thereMaybe I'll stick to something a little less............ Glocky

[CATCH AND EAT]

Just don't brandish you cell phone in PDX. The police will bust a cap in ya.

[libbyswingman]

funny story,
just moved into a new development and houses around me were in some form of completion... one evening this fall, some kid knocks on my door asking me to purchase a security system. I told him i already have one... he says "who? gaurdian? brinks? my company is way better than them" is said.. my home is protected by Glock systems.... he had noooo clue what i was talking about. he said... "how do they stop intruders....." i had to just smile and told him to have a nice evening! ha ha

[yankemnbankem]

Now you wont have to remember to dial 911 after you shoot the intruder. It has a sensor that when the trigger is pulled it dials direct. Darn gubberment.

[yankemnbankem]

I forgot.....you should hear the ring tones this baby has.

[JustSteve]

i would have to remember to turn the ringer off at night. With my luck it would be the last middle of the night phone call i answer while still half asleep.

[Dave G]

Hello....BOOM!!!