Why fishing is better than sex!!! (Well maybe?!?!?)

[fiishawk]

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You won't have to give your ex fishing partner 50% of everything you have work for if you decide to fish with another.

[ 10-18-2001: Message edited by: fiishawk ]

Most guys never have a problem finding a straight rod when fishing. [img]images/icons/cool.gif[/img]

[4Salt]

You can brag about lasting 12 hours, instead of 5 minutes. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[ 10-18-2001: Message edited by: 4Salt ]

[Silent Lucidity]

While breaking your fishing rod can foul up a good day of fishing, it does NOT require a stay in the hospital as would breaking a different rod.

Catch and release a fish and it's not going to tell it's friends vicious lies about you.

When your buddy says that he's been fishing in your favorite hole when you were out of town you don't have the urge to break his nose.

When you practice catch and release the fish doesn't stew up your family rabbit in retaliation.

If, while in the heat of passion, you discover that the woman is missing a toe and you then give her a quick knock upside the head, someone's going to be pretty upset about that.

[Dogfish]

In fishing, 39 times in one day is a reality, not a dream. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[wetaline]

#)letting one go early is acceptable and just termd a long line release... although could result in laughter from partner still

[SheBeFishin]

Oh my gosh - I'm laughing so hard I almost peed my pants.. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Jeffhead - where did you get all the great ideas....? LOL!

[Jeffhead]

IJust read one from Aunty M on the other board and I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard.

You can always eat out after your done fishing!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

You can pick the rod you want to use and if you don't like it you can always change.

Fish aren't thinking about other anglers while you are playing them.

When someone asks you to go fishing, you don't have to pretend you have a headache.

Group fishing is respectable.

Ya never hear I like mine long and limber.

Good luck and tight lines, Jeff
PS,
SheB the original was sent to me by a good friend.

[Jeffhead]

17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX

17 - You don't have to sneak your Fishing magazines into the house.
16 - If you are having trouble with Fishing, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
15 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
14 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.
13 - Your Fishing partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've Fished with.
12 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
11 - When you see a really good Fisher person, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
10 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
9 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
8 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
7 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
6 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
5 - There is no such thing as a Fishing-transmitted disease.
4 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel.
3 - Nobody expects you to promise to Fish with just one partner for the rest of your life.
2 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in the game.
1 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of Fishing.

Good luck and tight lines, Jeff [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[finclipped]

Bravo, very funny.

[Hoosier Daddy]

Your fishing partner is less likely to mind if you want to invite other fisher's to join you....

Catching crustaceans is a GOOD thing...

Nobody will say "that's never happened to ME" if you lose one early...

No one will make fun of how short or skinny your rod is...they will admire your skill at fishing with such odd gear...

Gadgets to assist said fishing are perfectly acceptable...

Your buddies won't make fun of you for catching the BIGGEST one...

It takes a LOT of beer to impact your fishing performance...

Did somebody say HOGLINE!!

[Slow Roll]

The line "Don't worry it happens to all guys once in awhile" takes on a whole new meaning. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

Using a short and limber rod to land an overly large fish is not only acceptable, but revered.

[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>You can always eat out after your done fishing!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Jeff, only because there's money left over after fishing [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

Osprey says fishing is better than sex because fish slime washes off easier than goat hair. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Hey GT, when I see those bumper stickers about fishing that say "THERE IS NO HEAD LIKE STEELHEAD" or "THERE IS NO NOOKIE LIKE CHINOOKIE", I think to myself 'hmmm, either I'm just going to have to work harder on enjoying my fishing as much as the other thing or they are going to have to work harder on the other thing!'. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

[Ol' Blue]

Great thread - very funny stuff!!
Here's a few more:

You bring in the "Big One" while fishing and you enthusiastically go back for another - after the "Big One" it's a quick smoke and it's off to sleep.

While fishing, a 12-incher is considered small; throw it back - on the other side, a 12-incher is considered phenominal and few and far between.

You wait, You wait, You wait ... that's the sport of it. You wait, You wait, You wait and you ain't gettin none!

The thrill of catching a big fish can last a lifetime .. the thrill of sex ... an hour tops!!

Bait & Beer - $6.95 - Wine and Roses - $50 bucks.

[Snapset]

If you are fishing alone, and having such a great day that yout forearm cramps up, well that is nothing to be embarrassed about.

I'll tell you eactly why fishing is better than sex. Men do NOT know how to do it!
PnM

[Got Fish?]

I read a bumber sticker once that said the best kind of (something) is STEELHEAD!
Therefor fishing must be better. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[fishinlady]

Quote noted on one of my favorite fishing sweat shirts.

"Fishing is the most fun you can have with your cloths on". [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

But Fishnlady, have you ever fished with your clothes off? Who knows, that might be the most fun you can have naked. But I don't think so. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

Pilar's "Offshore Drilling" (golf) COURSE. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Vinny]

When you're done fishing, it's acceptable to post a picture of "the big one" on Ifish.net. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

ROTFLAMO Vinny. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Funny!