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Old 10-09-2001, 01:36 PM   #1
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Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the Special Forces,
Seals or whatever, covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

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Old 10-09-2001, 02:08 PM   #2
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Works for me too Don. That would be great! But only if there is no way for a terrorist mass de-neutering campaign within our borders as retailiation!!! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 10-09-2001, 03:19 PM   #3
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Send him to prison after you covertly capture him so he can live like a woman under prison rules. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] This way you won't have to spend $ on that sex change operation. I wonder how Osama could convince his people that God made Adam and Steve instead of Adam and Eve. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 10-09-2001, 04:19 PM   #4
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Good one Y'All...I still think they ought to capture him, build him his own custom one seater cruise missile and send him to Saddam's place...with an on board camera to capture his facial expressions as he's going in to visit with Saddam at warp speed!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 10-09-2001, 04:44 PM   #5
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Old 10-09-2001, 05:25 PM   #6
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[img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img] AS a female I don't like the idea that it would be better to be dead than a female. A much better idea would be to take all the women out of the country, put them through the terrorist school, send them to college and then send them home. Being able to protect themselves and being educated would do much to disrupt the way of life of a "few" men over there. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
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Hey 'Yall, "Get up and Adam". [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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