I humbly appeal to thee, o wise and all-knowing ifishers, to assist my unworthy self in identifying this.........thing.
And for you smart-alecks out there, I know it's a Buckeye #2, and I know that the lower object is a mechanical pencil. It's there for scale.

So don't try to make me feel stupid; I'm there already.
I gotta find some of these, but in a different size. Common sense says it's a clamp, but I've Googled about every known clamp in this solar system to no avail. I know that the bolt in the middle is commonly known as a jack bolt, or maybe it's just a set screw.
I've tried flange clamp, bulkhead clamp, screw clamp, spring clamp, claw clamp, menstrual clamp, Jed Clampett, etc.
It's probably not called a clamp, even though that's what it does. Maybe some stupid name like "reverse 2-jaw robollowitz bandersnatch".
All I know is that I won't be a happy clamper until I find some of these.