O KRISPY KREME
(to the tune of “O Tannenbaum”)
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme,
You’re lovely and enticing.
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme,
How beautiful your icing.
My appetite you’ll satiate;
I’ll order six… No, make that eight!
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme,
You’re lovely and enticing.
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme,
As yummy as predicted;
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme,
I think that I’m addicted.
I can’t control my appetite;
I long for just another bite;
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme,
You’re lovely and enticing.
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme,
You’re one big carbohydrate.
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme,
I’ve lost control of my weight.
I view the mirror with disgust;
Look like a hippopotamus;
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme,
You’re lovely and enticing.
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme,
Your flavors are outstanding;
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme,
My waistline keeps expanding.
The pounds are sticking to my frame,
And I know where to pin the blame --
O Krispy Kreme, O Krispy Kreme,
You’re lovely and enticing.