Texas Hunters
Two hunters from Texas are in the woods hunting when suddenly one of the hunters collapses, eyes rolling back into his head. The other hunter is panicked, grabs his cell phone, and calls 911. When the 911 operator answers the man starts yelling “Help me…I think my friend might be dead…what do I do?!?”.
The operator replies “The first step is to make sure he is really dead”.
There was a long pause, followed by a gunshot in the background.
The man gets back on the phone “Ok…now what??”
__________________
Team Real Men Eat Cheerios
|