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Old 08-20-2001, 02:19 PM   #1
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****** broke my lucky fishing pole.

****** in my outdrive made a hole [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/mad.gif[/img]

****** stole my fishing stash...

It'll be a long time till I have any cash...

******'s head I'd like to BASH!
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Old 08-20-2001, 02:23 PM   #2
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Been there done that. On usta fish 'It' was a slightly used feedwater pump shaft about 4" in diameter and three feet long. This was welded to the bulkhead above the machinists bench in the engineering space.

Visualize that.
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Old 08-20-2001, 11:30 PM   #3
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******,

That name sends shudders up and down my spine... ****** gives ya reason ta wine...
******, the big white Karma dog's ugly twin brother....
He'll smell like a swine and make ya cry for yer mother.

You know that bad things happen in 3's, well that's ******.

The Karma dog may just look at ya funny like but ****** will bite three people just as a guilt by association principal.

******, dosen't need to sneak up behind you...
******, he'll bite ya in broad day light..

If ya listen close ya can hear him comin'

Ya can hear him wispering...

Bend Over, Here It Comes Again...... LOL

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Old 08-20-2001, 11:35 PM   #4
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Cute!!
Are you having a bad day?
Don't let that ****** get you......
Go fishing and all will be well again. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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