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Old 08-13-2001, 12:51 PM   #1
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Default I need a boat ride please

Anyone out there have a larger Arima that would be willing to let me come along for a fishing trip?

I really want to fish on one to see if I really want to make the investment.

What do ya say, Please [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

I am a certified good luck charm, just ask Capin' Dan!, come to think of it maybe not. I don't think he wants to share his good luck charm [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

Please post here or email me.

I am also interested in hearing from Arima owners about their sea faring stories.

Thanks in advance,

Ray
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Old 08-13-2001, 11:48 PM   #2
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Default Re: I need a boat ride please

Arima, Lets look at the name

A-Rima so whats getting reemed here. Looks like everthing is in the name. These are rough riding no wave takin boats that are not safe on a farm pond. Do not I repeat do not take Mr. Fisherman out he is one of the unsafest, crookedest, coniving, shakest characters to set foot on this earth. Good luck charm is that what he calls it. He sits in wait at the fish cleaning station and waits for someone to turn there backs and takes there fish. If everything I've said so far Doesn't convince you then just look at his rod. Yes, his rod its left handed you know you can never trust a lefty. He takes the best bait out of the bait bag for his rod. Puts his rod on the side of the boat where the fish are.

Just kidding about the Arima's I hear they are the best and when Mr. Fisherman get his 20' I hope he remembers me.

About his character lock your daughters up thats all that I can say.

Now keep your hands off me lucky charms!!!!!!


LOL Ray good luck finding an A-reem-a ride [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]


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Old 08-14-2001, 01:21 PM   #3
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Default Re: I need a boat ride please

What was I thinking [img]images/icons/confused.gif[/img]

I've already been on the Sea Swan aka Sea Swine and it's a close imitation Arime i.e. I'll Reemya [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
Reemya for gas, Shanghai ya for labor to row or swim. And don't turn yer back on the captain or let him net yer fish [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img], Why his own daddy gets as far from him as he can. Poor guy crawls into the bow so far Dan! has to get the ol Swan air born to knock him loose. And he is reel friendly when it comes to borrowing a fishing pole until someone gets a fish on it. As soon as the hook is set he demands ya give the rod back to him.

And by the way,... I did not take RT's fish, it just kept jumping off the cleaning table into my pocket cause it saw him fillet the first one [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]. I almost took it after the third jump, it was reel tender by then [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img].

I just wanted to get a ride in a safe boat that I wouldn't have to row or rig a flare to fire on. Oh yea, with flotation that isn't stowed in the port-a-pottie/baitwell.

The only time I'm not safe is when I board the Sea Swine. I only shake after the motor has died for the fourth or fifth time crossing the bar. Ya call me crooked cause ya bounced me off yer hard top a few too many times and caniving cause I want a ride on a safe vessle. As far as my left handed rod it's like this...

Left is right and right is wrong. I'm surprised yer daddy let you buy one of those alternate lifestyle fishing rods. Why aint it pink? No wonder the fish are dying to get on my rod [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img].

As for locking up your daughters, I wish you would. I haven't been chased like that in ages. I'm getting old and fat and they are bound to catch me sooner or later. That one that dresses like a punk rock biker chick looks like she could really hurt a guy.

For those who haven't figured it out yet Dan! and I are just joking around with each other.

Please let me go fishing on your Arima.

I would really appreciate it.

Ray

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