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Old 10-05-2007, 05:14 AM   #1
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Default Idiots out this morning!!!

Frustrating thing? These weren't kids, or bums, but appeared to be normal working-class people.....

Coming up to a stoplight in Tigard. Light turns green, the person in the left lane starts then stops. The person in the right lane takes off. I follow the person in the right hand lane, then my wife yells "STOP". Someone's walking in the crosswalk, completely against the light. OK, so a crosswalk is a crosswalk, and you're supposed to stop. Problem is....this person is dressed in BLACK shoes, BLACK slacks, BLACK leather jacket, and had a BLACK hat on....to top it off, his skin color matched. Talk about nearly impossible to see, and here he was trotting across the crosswalk against the light headed to his bus stop. Layed on the horn and yelled "idiot" out the window after we let him by.

Three intersections later. Light turns green, start to pull out.....and ZOOM a decked out bicyclist on some sort of skinny tired racing bike blew across the intersection right in front of us!!! What is going on!!!!!

Then, the final piece de resistance for the morning commute; coming downtown on Naito Parkway (sorry, it will always be Front to me), a young lady dressed in an all black running outfit; tights, shirt, and stocking cap, jogged right across in front of us...NOT even in a crosswalk. Hammered on the horn and she kept running.

Gosh, headed in 30 minutes earlier than normal today, won't do that again. Glad to make it to work!!

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Old 10-05-2007, 06:18 AM   #2
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Default Re: IDIOTS out this morning!!!

Dont you know......WE ARE SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS........they are all around you everyday...

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Old 10-05-2007, 06:19 AM   #3
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thats life in the city. Get used to it.
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Old 10-05-2007, 06:21 AM   #4
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Default Re: IDIOTS out this morning!!!

See its your fault because th only reason you should be out hat early driving is when you are going fishing so drop everything and hook up the boat and go fishing, Drive careful Kyle.
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Old 10-05-2007, 07:14 AM   #5
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somebody put them on suicide watch.
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Old 10-05-2007, 08:32 AM   #6
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Stupid KILLS, but not nearly enough....Glad you made it!
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Old 10-05-2007, 08:34 AM   #7
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Time to chlorinate the gene pool. Glad you didn't get any stupid on your windsheild.
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:33 AM   #8
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Contestants for future Darwin Awards!!!
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Old 10-06-2007, 12:26 AM   #9
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Glad you didn't get any stupid on your windsheild.


Thanks for making my night.
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Old 10-06-2007, 07:27 AM   #10
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I Dont Think Its Just This Morning . There Every Where And It Just So Happens That They Sometimes Like To All Be In The Same Area At The Same Time .sometimes There Just A Little More Present Then Other Times . Its Like A School Of Fish .




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