Famous movie lines

07-23-2001, 08:41 PM

Low water? slow fishing? time for another list.
Famous movie lines-
"Theres the way things ought to be and then there's the way are" -Platoon
"I've got a bad feeling about this"
Any of the Star Wars series
"I'm your huckleberry"- Tombstone
"Hell, the fall will probably kill us"-Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
"Badda Bing! then you blow his brains out all over your Ivy League suit" -Sonny Coreleone(James Caan) to Michael Coreleone(Al Pacino) in the Godfather 1
"The blues is just a good man feelin' bad"-Crossroads
"Fubar"-Saving Private Ryan

Stew
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Mr. Fisherman · 07-23-2001, 08:47 PM

"Are ya feeling lucky punk, well are ya" My driveway next time.... Oh yea and Clint Eastwood, don't remember the title..

And then there's the ever so popular, "Go ahead, make my day." Do we see a theme here...

O.k. o.k. back to wait by the window....

Firedog · 07-23-2001, 08:50 PM

"Dyin aint much of livin" Outlaw Josie Walles

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Jigman · 07-23-2001, 08:59 PM

"Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining" The Outlaw Josie wales.

WaterDog · 07-23-2001, 09:04 PM

"Go ahead make my day" Sudden Impact
"Frankly my dear I don't give a **** ", Gone With the wind
"Come on Mav, use some of that pilot ****", Top Gun
"Only two things come from Oklahoma, Steers and Queers, and I don't see any horns", Officer and A Gentleman
"Ahh, I love the smell of neplam in the morning" Apocalypse Now
"Wow, I gotta git me one of these" Independence day
"Now your thinking did he fire 5 or 6 shots. So now you have to be asking yourself one question, do you feel lucky, Well do you punk? Dirty Harry
"your cookin my grits coach" Remember the Titans

"Hey, What do those flashing lights mean?" BOE [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

Stz ll · 07-23-2001, 09:08 PM

**** ARMY JEEPS!!

Gone Fishin · 07-23-2001, 09:10 PM

"OK, when are we gonna start catchin'? We've done enough fishin'!"

Client to me toward the end of the day...
Oops, sorry! Not a movie!

Drama in real life! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Trick · 07-23-2001, 09:29 PM

"I'll be back"-Terminator

"I see dead people"-6th Sense

"May the force be with you"-Star Wars

"There here"-Poltergeist

"Phone home"-ET

Get Bit · 07-23-2001, 09:29 PM

"In my family there was no clear line between
religion and flyfishing"...A River Runs Through It(book and movie)

Not a movie but fishin ... Kenai guide says..
"When these fish are on the bite you can throw a tennis shoe out there and they'll bite it." Client's response.. I'll give my right Reebok to see that"

Get Bit

OR Coast Range · 07-23-2001, 09:55 PM

"I'm not even supposed to BE here today!" -- Clerks

"It's the one that says Bad Mother****er on it." -- Pulp Fiction in reference to Jules' wallet

"Sometimes you have to lose yourself before you can find anything." -- Deliverance

bait boy · 07-24-2001, 12:00 AM

Squeal, for me now squeal like a piggy...suuuueeee.

Somebody had to do it

sinker · 07-24-2001, 01:45 AM

"Yup, that raght thar is an RV, Clark"
Cousin Eddie in Xmas Vacation. I love cousin Eddie.

There's a bunch more but I can't think of them right now.

"One time at band camp......."

Steve · 07-24-2001, 03:25 AM

"I think we need a bigger boat!"
"Turn it loose! its just a skate."
"Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"
"Thank You God!!!"

Jaws and Animal House

Gooseman · 07-24-2001, 04:44 AM

Well pilgrim, my signoff says it all.

umrules · 07-24-2001, 06:14 AM

An exchange between Matthew Modine and a Helo Gunner in Full Metal Jacket:
GUNNER: I have over 50 Kills.
MODINE: Any women and children?
GUNNER: Yeah!
MODINE: How can you kill women and children?
GUNNER: It's easy, you just don't lead 'em as much!

drift boat · 07-24-2001, 06:22 AM

Huston we have a problem [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

Big Willie · 07-24-2001, 06:24 AM

"It's all ball bearings these days" - Fletch

"Those guys are more juiced up than that Ferrari" - Cannonball Run

Anything Carl said in Caddyshack.

Jeffhead · 07-24-2001, 06:37 AM

"Hey.....While were young!!!" Rodney in Caddyshack
"So I got that goin' for me...which is good" Bill Murray in Caddyshack
Danny you do drugs?? Yes every day. Good" Ty to Danny in Caddyshack
"You better get busy living or get busy dying" Tim Buttons in Shawshank Redemption
"Snakes!!! Why did it have to be snakes!!!" Indiana Jones in Crusaders of the Lost Arc
GOD **** ARMY!!! MASH
"Now that's what I call marine biology!!" Rodney in Back to School
Good luck and tight lines, Jeff [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

THE REEL HEY_YALL · 07-24-2001, 07:00 AM

MUH HA HA HA HA - Jabba the Hut - Return of the Jedi [img]images/icons/cool.gif[/img]

"Luke, I am your father" - Darth Vader

You got knocked da **** out! - Smokey - Friday

What we have here gentlemen is pure Alabama blacksnake, and it ain't no god **** too boo koo. - the black guy from Full Metal Jacket

Run Forrest Run! - Jenny from Forrest Gump

Momma always said, "Life's like a box of chocolates." - Forrest - same as above

Doooo you be understandin' da words dat be comin' out my mouth? - Chris Tucker - Rush Hour

Well **** fire and save your matches. - Clint Eastwood

God, I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - can't remember. [img]images/icons/confused.gif[/img]

Oh I see. It's going to be prison rules now. - Chip - Cable Guy

Man, You can't hear Jimmy. - Wesley Snipes - White Men Can't Jump

What the hell, did you kill a cheetah?! - the guy that played Stiffler - Road Trip

Uh oh, Happy learned to putt. Someone's in biiig trouble. - Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

Oh I'm sorry, because you're black? "No! **** alligator bit my hand off!" - Chubs - Happy Gilmore

Shooooter, ha! - Shooter McGavin - Happy Gilmore

I want the fairy tale. - Julia Roberts - Pretty Woman [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Sweeeet! Sweet *** Sweeet! - Boutabi Brothers - Night at the Roxbury

Well baby if your phone ain't ringing, then that's not me calling. - David Spade - Lost and Found

Stz ll · 07-24-2001, 07:02 AM

This one actually came from a television series, but I think it is still one of the best lines. It goes something like this.

"If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave it's rear end and teach it to walk backwards" [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

THE REEL HEY_YALL · 07-24-2001, 07:25 AM

I could get a good look at a steak if I stick my head up a bull's *** , but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it. - Chris Farley - Tommy Boy

Tanner · 07-24-2001, 07:30 AM

"F#!K that Heinekin S*#T ! Pabst Blue Ribbon" - Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.

"Hell is coming to breakfast" - Chief Dan George - Outlaw Josie Wales

"The Newspaper read Indians endevor to perservere. We thought about this for a while and then declared war on the white man."
Chief Dan George - Outlaw Josie Wales

Here is the Dirtiest line ever said on TV - "Gee Ward, you sure were hard on the Beaver last night."

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Osprey · 07-24-2001, 07:39 AM

In the words of Jack Nicholson...."anyone who talks in medaphores...can shampoo my crotch" [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

and who can forget when he said......"this town needs an enima" [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] .....Os

Pilar · 07-24-2001, 07:47 AM

"The Durango 95 purred along real horrorshow as we played 'Hogs Of the Road' with other travelers of the night'". Alex DeLodge as he narrates his crimes while driving a stolen car and running other cars off the road.

A Clockwork Orange

"Not bad for a one eyed fat man!", "Fill your hand you son of a *****!". John Wayne (Rooster Cogburn) answering a taunt as he charges against 3 outlaws across a field on horseback. Reins in his teeth, spinning, cocking and firing a Winchester and blazing away with a wheel gun.

True Grit

WaterDog · 07-24-2001, 08:10 AM

�Just like the doctor said the day you were born, it�s going to get ugly.� � Drew Carey

finclipped · 07-24-2001, 08:30 AM

Scene from "Planes, Trains and Automobile's"

The two characters have to share a motel bed, because there are no other rooms left, Its Thanksgiving.

They are just waking up......

Steve Martin: "Where's your hand"
John Candy: "Between two pillows"
Steve Matin: "Those aren't PILLOWS!!!"

LMAO everytime I think about that scene.

Hoosier Daddy · 07-24-2001, 09:02 AM

"He'll never take down three barrels!!" Jaws

"It's not too good for eatin', but its good for lookin' thru"
"White man been sneakin' up on Injuns for a long time now"
"Indians endeavor to perservere...." Josey Wales

"Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?"
"Niedermyer.......DEAD!!!" AH

"Where's the Caddy?", "I traded it", "You traded the Caddy for this?", "No, for a microphone", "A microphone....OK, I can see that", "It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, cop shocks, cop suspension, and its a model made before catalytic converters, so it will run good on unleaded gas. Whaddya say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?", "Fix the cigarette lighter".
"Illinois *****", "I hate Illinois *****". B.Bros.

"Ya know, this job would be great if it wasn't for the ******* customers"
"37, my girlfriend..........37", "In a row?" Clerks (sorry, you have to see it, highly inappropriate to post the whole thing).

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Fishhead · 07-24-2001, 10:15 AM

I'LL BE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK !!!!!!!!!! O'l Arnie said that one from Terminator

Phish_on · 07-24-2001, 10:15 AM

"My boy Luke can eat FIFTY EGGS!"

"What we have here ... is a failure ... to communicate."

DanS · 07-24-2001, 10:57 AM

"Aren't we gonna' bury them boys, Josie?"
"What for....buzzards gotta eat (Spit), same as the worms" Outlaw Josey Wales

"All I have is this piece of hard rock candy....but it ain't for eatin', it's just for lookin' through" Outlaw JW

"I didn't surrender....but they took my horse and made him surrender. I'll bet they have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas." Outlaw JW

"It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin." "Hey....I got the **** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once." Stripes

"We're not parking it......we're abandoning it." Stripes

"Are either one of you homosexual?"
"What....do you mean, like, flaming?"
"Will they send us somewhere special?" Stripes

"Have either of you been convicted of any crime?"
"Convicted? No....never convicted." Stripes

"Mind if we dance wif your dates?" Animal House

"You gonna pull them guns...or whistle Dixie?" Outlaw JW

"I say them boys don't know doodley-squat" Granny, Outlaw JW

"That's my chopper, Charlie." "Well, this is MY gun, Clyde" The Gauntlet

"Every time I get to likin' somebody, they ain't around for long." "I've noticed when you get to DISLIKIN' someone, they ain't around for long, either." Outlaw JW

"Does your dog bite?"
"No"
Man reaches to pet dog...it bites him.
"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
"It's not my dog."
One of the "Pink Panther" movies
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THE REEL HEY_YALL · 07-24-2001, 12:33 PM

Boys, we got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there's nothing but horse **** for supper. "What's the good news?" - "There's plenty of it." - Young Guns II

I've always been a tad bit partial to Roy Rogers. - Bruce Willis - Die Hard

Yippeee Kay I Aye, mother ******- Bruce Willis - Die Hard

How 'bout ya, Bandit? - Smokey and the Bandit

You don't talk much, do ya boy? "Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh" - Forrest Gump - after principal visits momma

If I make it out of this, I'll dance a ******* jig, I swear to christ. - Bruce Willis - The Last Boyscout

Where's Aunt Edna? - Nat'l Lampoon's Vacation

Whoa! Check out the buns on that puppy! "Yeah, he must workout." - Dumb & Dumber

Schwing - Wayne's World

Exxxxceeelllent - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adv.

I'm gonna get you high today. You ain't got no job. It's Friday, and you ain't got **** ta do. - Smokey - Friday

He's stuck in deeper than an Alabama tick - Jesse Ventura - Predator

Oh you can't catch no crackhead - Friday

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4Salt · 07-24-2001, 01:09 PM

"Boy, I can't believe you came from my loins! When we get home I'm gonna punch your mama right in the mouth!" - Smokey and the Bandit

"Me so horny, me love you long time" - Full Metal Jacket

"Is that how this thing works hawk?" - The Duke in "Rooster Cogburn"

"Nice beaver" Leslie Neilsen say's to Priscilla Presely, as she hands him a stuffed beaver. - The Naked Gun

"Never assume, it makes an *** out of you and me" - The bad news Bears

"Shaken, not stirred" - James Bond

This is fun [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Hoosier Daddy · 07-24-2001, 01:12 PM

"You kids today, smokin' them 'tweeds' and everything. Wearin' yo pants half down around yo *** . What the hell's goin on today?" Friday

"Don't fall off that obstacle Pyle!! You'll break my ******* heart!!" FMJ

"Nananananananana.....nananannnananana......nanana nananan......." Caddyshack 2 or 3 or...

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Killertraylor · 07-24-2001, 01:23 PM

"Can anyone tell me where the crapper is, I think I've got a turtle head poking out" Fat ******* in Austin Powers.

"Who told you to use the balm" Jackie Chiles to Kraemer in Seinfeld.

"I gotta take a crap that would choke a donkey" Fat ******* again.

"Mini Me, stop humping the laser" Dr. Evil in Austin Powers.

"Oh my god, you're gay!" Stifler to Oz in the shower in American Pie.

"I got a 710 on my SAT verbal. Check it out, Copious. Verisemilitude. Regurgitation." Jim in American Pie.

"Stifler, how's the pale ale" Kevin in American Pie.

Basically anything Stifler said in American Pie...can't wait for the sequel!!!

parker · 07-24-2001, 01:33 PM

From the movie, Army of Darkness

"Yo, she-biatch , let's go!"

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."

"All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! This is my Boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington! S-Mart's top of the line! You can find it in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan! Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger! That's right, Shop smart... Shop S-Mart... You got that?!?!"

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."

"They offered me the chance to lead them, to teach them, to be king..." [rips off his S-Mart uniform with one hand and has his combat clothes on underneath] "But in my own way, I am king... Hail to the king, baby."

"Well hello Mr. Fancy pants. You ain't but leadin' 2 things, Jack and crap , and Jack left town."

and, finally:

"Gimme some sugar, baby!"

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fishbait · 07-24-2001, 02:13 PM

BADGES,,,,,we don't need no stinkin badges...Blazing Saddles

Frankly Hotlips, I don't care if you resign you G** D*** commission......Col. Henry Blake in Mash the movie

Master Baiter · 07-24-2001, 03:20 PM

"Motherf***er say WHAT again?" - Pulp Fiction
"He should have armed himself." - Unforgiven
"Junior, when I get home remind me to slap yo mamma!" - Smokey and the Bandit
"Make them an offer they can't refuse" - Godfather
"Man, its a **** shame when folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy like that." - Better Off Dead
"Snakes, why does it have to be snakes!" - Indiana Jones
"SOILENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEEEEOOPLE!!!" - Soilent Green
My mule don't like peolple laughing, he gets the idea that your laughing at him. NOW, if you apologize like I know your gonna... - Fistful of Dollars
"DAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!!" - Friday
"It had to have been an African swallow, a european swallow is much to small to carry a coconut!" - Holy Grail
"Don't make me have to SHE-B**ch slap ya now!" - Duece Bigalow

Any line from Happy Gilmore

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Joe Schwab · 07-24-2001, 03:21 PM

As Matthew Quigley stands over his dying nemisis, after whupping him and two others to the draw, "I never said I didn't know how to use one, I said I never had much use for one". "Quigley Down Under"

THE REEL HEY_YALL · 07-24-2001, 03:43 PM

...scurrying around like lil cocka da roaches. You want to play games, we'll play games. Say hello to my lil friend. - Scarface

The World is Mine, chico. - Scarface again

Vankman. Vankman. Come in Peter. ".....It slimed me." - Bill Murray - Ghostbusters

Oh he's sad because lil Viggy here is suffering from Carpathian Kitten Loss. Here, let's draw him a lil kitten. - Bill Murray - Ghostbusters II when looking at the painting

Yo Mama's an astronaut. Man, that's it, my mama ain't no astronaut. - White Men Can't Jump

Let's get off of mamas cause I just got off yours - same as above

*******, *******, ******* - Adam Sandler - Big Daddy

Excuse me, sir, but could I trouble you for a warm glass of milk. It helps put me to sleep. "Nooo, but you can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the nametag there, grandma. You're in my world now." - Ben Stiller - Happy Gilmore

....this is fun and could be infinite. [img]images/icons/cool.gif[/img]

07-24-2001, 03:51 PM

Miss Piggy "Oh Kermeat". Is that all us frogs are to you, just meat? [img]images/icons/mad.gif[/img] Frog

Grits · 07-24-2001, 03:59 PM

"You cant handle the truth!":Jack Nichalson in A Few Good Men

CATCH AND EAT · 07-24-2001, 04:29 PM

1. Yoooo...Adrian. Rocky
2. What's that on your ear? Is that hair jel. Something About Mary.
3. Cinderella kid, Caddy Shack
4. Well let me tell ya little fella, I got bushwacked at the pass. John Wayne Movie;;;
5. Ain't it coooool? John Travolta

07-24-2001, 04:53 PM

"The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club"-Fight Club
"He chose....poorly" Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
"Zed's dead" Pulp Fiction
"Stay by me or this will be a hard day for mother" Gettysburg
"Shotgun Ed, I like the sound of that" LA Confidential
"Wanna have a catch...dad" Field of Dreams
"This is the second time we've ever played in front of people man! we're scared **** less" Stephen Stills at Woodstock
"Everyone knows it was Muddy Waters who invented the electric guitar" Crossroads
"Johnny what do think about jumping out of a perfectly good airplane?" Point Break
"If you spoke hovito maybe you could warn them" Raiders of the Lost Ark
"It's the white whale I seek" Moby Dick
"No paddygfingers if ya please" The Quiet Man.

Stew

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DanS · 07-24-2001, 05:45 PM

Gotta go again:

"..do you have something in a high-rise bikini, mesh if possible?" Murray, Stripes

"...36?!? These are 34's and they're LOOSE!"
Murray, Stripes

"Why Pinto?"
"Belch! WHY NOT?!"
Animal House

"Face it...you fu(%ed up, you trusted us"
Otter to Flounder in Animal House

"My advice to you is to start drinking.......heavily"
Belushi, Animal House

"I have a little di(k....it's pathetic!"
Bill Paxton in True Lies

"This is the .44 magnum Auto-Mag, and if used properly, it can REMOVE the fingerprints."
Callahan to Horace in Sudden Impact

"You traded the Caddy for THIS?"
"No, for a microphone."
"Oh."
Akroyd to Belushi in Blues Brothers

"Aaaaa...I'm a bug!!"
Akroyd in 1941

"Aintree? Whaddya wanna go to Aintree fer?"
Deliverance

"Court adjourned!!"
Emilio in Young Guns

"Your women, how much for the women. Your little girl, I want to buy the little girl......bhaa, haa"
Belushi in Blue Brothers

"Your arm is off"
"No it isn't" As blood spurts from the stump
"Yes it is"
"It's just a flesh wound"
The Black Knight and Arthur in The Holy Grail

"She turned me into a newt!"
"You're not a newt."
"well......I got better"
Holy Grail

"Apology accepted..."
Darth Vader after killing off his own General for losing the Millenium Falcon

"Somebody STOP me !!"
The Mask

"He's tall, blond, smokes a cigar and he's a PIG!"
Tuco looking for Blondie in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

"...yes, yes I would. I would tell the name on the grave."
Tuco after drying out Blondie in the desert

"If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk"
Tuco after he shoots the one-armed guy.

Trick · 07-24-2001, 06:04 PM

"If you build it, they will come"-Feild of dreams

"Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a **** "-Gone with the wind

"Ok, who brought the dog"-Ghostbusters

"I'm your biggest fan"-Misery

"It's a living thing...It breaths, it eats and it hates"-Backdraft

"They always freak out when I leave the scene of an accident"-Dumb and dumber

"I don't believe this, I got a trig mid-term tommorow and I'm being chased by Guido the killer ****"-Risky business

"Porsch, there's no substitute"-Risky business

Hoosier Daddy · 07-25-2001, 08:06 AM

"Ah, your mother's an astronaut", "No, my mother was too drunk to be an astronaut"
"Here you go my man. Keep playin. My old man was a minister, I love this **** ".
White Men Can't Jump.

"I fart in your general direction"
"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time"
"You tiny brained wiper of other peoples bottoms"
"It's just a rabbit", "Yes, but he has big pointy teeth"
"Bring us a shubbery"
MP Holy Grail

"Oh come on, that was way more than a hundred pounds"
"We all have one thing in common, we're YOUNG. We all have the same desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control. Look out that window. That isn't a protest, that is a cry for help. They're crying out 'Please, throw a party, feed us drinks, get us laaaiiidddd'."
"COFFEE.....COFFEE NOOOWWWWW"
"Come on Gut, just one little binger, to brighten up your day", "OK, just one hit, then I gotta go"
PCU

"Because you're a hippy, and hippies suck"
"Kick *** "
Cartman, South Park

Rubber Robin · 07-25-2001, 10:04 AM

From Blazing Saddles: My mind is aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. (Harvey Korman). To which Slim Pickens replied, "Golly, Mr Taggert Sir, you use your tongue prettier than a $20 *****!

Not to be confused with a later line that Harvey Korman used.......
My mind is a raging torrent! Flooded with riveling lakes of thought, cascading down into a waterfall of creative alternatives!

Yowsah!!!!!! [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

THE REEL HEY_YALL · 07-25-2001, 12:41 PM

Lloyd, where did you get 25 extra dollars at? lloyd: Oh I sold some stuff. Harry: Some stuff? What stuff? lloyd: oh you know, stuff, marbles, baseball cards, *cough* Petey, and some other junk. Harry: You sold Petey to the blind kid!? - Dumb & Dumber (I know it's not exact)

What are you doing in there? "Ah, Ah, Shaving!" - Dumb & Dumber

Why don't ya eat up and we'll tell ya. - same as above

No, you can be my wingman - top gun

Hey Meekie, Hey Meekie, Come make me feel like a woman. Give me a nice wet, slippery kiss. *tongue comes through painting of woman* - Goonies

Heeeeeey Yooooooooou Guuuuuuys - Sloth - Goonies

Why don't you speak into the microphone. I gotta backup microphone right here. - Joe Dirt

I bought me 50 pairs of these. One for each base I'm gonna steal - Wesley Snipes - Major Leauge

She's not coming up until she blows. - fat guy - The Last Boyscout

fishNfanatic · 07-25-2001, 03:04 PM

My Favorite Movie Line comes from Rooster Cogburn, with John Wayne.

"Well I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."

Stz ll · 07-25-2001, 05:09 PM

Another one from Woodstock.

Hey there is some hamburger guy who had his stand burn down last night, For those of you who think that you know capitalism isn't that weird you might help him out and buy a couple of hanburgers.

Stz ll · 07-25-2001, 05:14 PM

Actually that's hamburgers not hanburgers. Why can't this board install a spell check??

The worst problem with this post it shows how old some of us are (speaking of myself of course). [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

rags · 07-25-2001, 10:17 PM

All right, moooove out, mooove out. John Wayne in any war movie.
"What league did you play in?" "California penal league" Major League.

rob allen · 07-25-2001, 10:46 PM

In Montana there are two things we are never late for work, and fishing. "river runs through it"

yippiee ki yeaaaaa mother ****er. "die hard"

All know me, know how I earn a livin, I'll catch this bird for ya but it ain't gonna be pleasant. Bad fish ,Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommy cats. This shark, swallow you whole. A little shaking little tenerising down ya go. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks chiefI'll find him for three but i'll catch him and kill him for ten. than three thousand bucks chief Quin for Jaws

Lives_to_fish · 07-25-2001, 11:33 PM

You tell em I coming and Hell�s coming with me!

Let�s have a spelling contest.

I already have the guilt cochins, I might as well have the money to go with it.

Skin that smoke wagon

You might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe

Love that movie

Hoosier Daddy · 07-25-2001, 11:45 PM

"I'll bet you he shows up here with a bunch of worms in a little Folgers can" or something like that. RR Through It

"She's not going to let us out." P. Storm

"That's one big fish"

"Right turn, Clyde"

"What is your name?"
"I am Arthur, King of Camelot."
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the Holy Grail"
"What is the flying speed of a swallow"
"African or European swallow?"
"I..I don't know that...ahhhhhhh"

"I'm not dead yet", "Yes you are", "No, I'm actually feeling much better"

"What, you expect us to treat you as king because some watery tart gave you a sword?"

"Help, help, I'm being repressed. Come and see the violence inherent in the system."
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fishchaser · 07-26-2001, 12:08 AM

"Let's go fishin'" - George Clooney "Perfect Storm"
"Was you Misses pleased? Several times!" - Tom Hanks "The green mile"
"Wilson! I'm Sorry Wilson!" Tom Hanks "Cast Away"

Fogs just lifting. Throw off your bow line, throw off your stern. You head out the South Channel, past Rocky neck, Ten pound island, past Niles pond, where I skated as a kid. Blow your airhorn and wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Thacher Island. Than the birds show up. Black backs, Herring gulls, Big dump ducks. The sun hits you, head north open up to 12, you're steaming now. The guys are busy, you're in charge. You know what, you're a ******* Swordboat captain. Is there anything better in the world? - George Clooney "The Perfect Storm"

I have a woman I can't stand to be two feet away from, Than again I like to fish. Mark Whalberg "The Perfect Storm"

This one is my favorite. It's not a movie but a saying from the Sword boat captain Linda Greenlaw.
" I am a woman. I am a fisherman. As I have said, I am not a fisherwoman, fisherlady, or fishergirl. If anything else, I am a thirt-seven-year-old tomboy. It is a word I have never outgrown. Neither abused nor neglected, I am the product of a blissful and unique childhood...a rare claim these days. Like all young children, I believed wholeheartedly in the words of my mother and father. It was only natural that I took seriously the assertions of my parents that I could do whatever I liked with my life, become anything I wanted. Although the advice come back to haunt them when I decided that what I liked and wanted to become, was a fisherman. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

willierower · 07-26-2001, 06:42 AM

Point of fact, It didnt work, But it was a good idea.
Val Kilmer in The Ghost and the Darkness.

Hoosier Daddy · 07-26-2001, 07:07 AM

"Rome?", "I saw it", "Well what the hell is going on?", "I don't know man. The shanks are like a virus, nobody knows where they come from."

"It's not a pool, its a spa."
Cheech in Tin Cup

THE REEL HEY_YALL · 07-26-2001, 08:39 AM

One of the coolest lines of the Young Guns movies:

"I'll make ya famous." - Emilio (the mighty duck man himself) Estevez - YGII

jberry · 07-26-2001, 10:25 AM

From "As Good As it gets"
Receptionist "how do you write women so well?"
Jack Nicholson "I think of a man and then take away reason and accountability."

from Young Guns:
"Did you see the size of that chicken"
"We're in the spirit world now"

from Southpark:
"Hey, why don't you quit dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in my bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed"