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08-28-2007, 08:49 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Portland, OR
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Horror tip #41
Horror tip # 41
If you see a large group of assorted animals running very fast out of the area and moving the same direction...
...quickly follow them! 
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of children's fishing poles.
Last edited by pdxkevin; 08-29-2007 at 06:15 AM.
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08-29-2007, 09:21 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Portland, OR
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Re: Horror tip #41
here are the first 40.....
How to stay alive in a horror movie:
1. Never lose your virginity
2. Never take any clothing off
3. Always stay in groups
4. Never answer the phone
5. Never go in to any dark room, basement or attic
6. Cemetary? bad idea
7. If the family pet runs out into the night, it's on it's own
8. Never investigate any strange noises
9. Strange lights are never from anything good
10. Local legends are always true
11. Never touch anything that looks 'icky'
12. Your friends are fine, you can catch up with them in the morning
13. Don't try to find the sheriff
14. Never do anything on a dare
15. You don't need anything that might be in a strange closet
16. If you hear strange music slowly getting louder, RUN!
17. Swimming, especially skinny-dipping, at night is never a good idea
18. Always follow the advice of your paranoid friend
19. Gunshot wounds just make monsters more angry
20. The keys aren't in the car
21. Never lift the bloody sheet
22. Never go to an old abondoned hospital, military installation, or house after dark
23. There are no 'safe hiding places'
24. Never open the curtain to prove that 'there's nothing outside'
25. Don't go in the tool shed
26. If someone is screaming, it's too late to help them, stay put
27. Complicated, intricate traps NEVER work
28. Nobody is going to believe you or listen to you
29. Do you really need to go to the bathroom that bad?
30. Help WON'T be here shortly, you're on your own
31. What worked in the movies, won’t work now
32. Never assume that you’re safe enough to rest
33. Never ask ‘is anyone there?’
34. Always lock the doors
35. Never go ‘parking’ where someone was found dead
36. Radios and televisions do not change channels by themselves, even when broken, RUN!
37. Never go back and ‘see what was lying there’
38. Running out in front of a tractor-trailer is NOT a good way to get them to stop
39. Never say ‘I think it’s gone’
40. Always remember, the average life expectancy of a movie monster/alien/bad guy is 83 minutes
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of children's fishing poles.
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08-29-2007, 10:23 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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Re: Horror tip #41
What about the 41st?
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08-29-2007, 10:26 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Vancouver, WA
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Re: Horror tip #41
Quote:
Originally Posted by suley
What about the 41st?
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It was the first post...
Horror tip # 41
If you see a large group of assorted animals running very fast out of the area and moving the same direction...
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Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
Henry David Thoreau
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08-29-2007, 10:41 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Portland, OR
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Re: Horror tip #41
Does anyone have others?
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of children's fishing poles.
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08-29-2007, 10:49 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Beaverton, OR
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Re: Horror tip #41
#42 - You can run faster if you take off the high heels.
#43 - Never assume the bad guy/monster/whatever is dead. It's not.
#44 - Never look behind you when fleeing - it will only slow you down or make you fall.
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08-29-2007, 12:11 PM
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Mr. Carkington
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Not all that wander are lost.
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Re: Horror tip #41
You don't have to run especially fast just faster than the others that are running.
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08-29-2007, 01:09 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Philomath, OR USA
Posts: 3,323
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Re: Horror tip #41
Yeah i think they about covered all of them in the "Scary Movie" series
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08-30-2007, 09:34 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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Re: Horror tip #41
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reel_Big_Fish
It was the first post...
Horror tip # 41
If you see a large group of assorted animals running very fast out of the area and moving the same direction...
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Oh Silly me! 
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09-01-2007, 09:37 AM
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Chromer
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Re: Horror tip #41
Horror tip #45- If the door opens all by itself, TURN AND RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
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09-02-2007, 05:59 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Corvallis
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Re: Horror tip #41
#46- NEVER go into the long grass!
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TEAM OPB and looking for chances at salmon, Halibut and Tuna!!
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09-02-2007, 06:30 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Milwaukie
Posts: 1,468
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Re: Horror tip #41
sacrifice the slow/small guy for the sake of survival
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My son fights for OUR freedom!!!! 
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09-02-2007, 06:43 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Salem, OR
Posts: 779
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Re: Horror tip #41
Never walk backwards in a dark room for an unreasonably long period....
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09-02-2007, 07:12 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: under the hat
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Re: Horror tip #41
#47: If you think it's evil, out to get you or just plain bad, it is. If you don't think it's evil, out to get you or just plain bad, it still is.
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