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08-18-2007, 04:37 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Apr 2002
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What do deer think? Ted Nugent
WHAT DO DEER THINK????
Ted Nugent, Rock star and avid bow hunter was being
interviewed by a
French journalist and the discussion came around to deer
hunting.
The journalist asked,
"What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer
before
you shoot him?
* Is it 'Are you my friend?' or
* Is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?' or
* Why do you do this thing, of killing just for sport?"
Nugent replied,
"Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care
about is:
* What am I going to eat next,
* Who am I going to screw next, and
* Can I run fast enough to get away.
They are, in many ways, very much like the French."
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08-18-2007, 04:58 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
Now that kind of quick thinking can only be had by a drug free life and eating wild meat!!
That man backs up nor bow's down to no other man.
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08-18-2007, 07:11 AM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
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08-18-2007, 07:16 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Vancouver, WA
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
 I've heard that one before. Still get a kick out of it!
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08-18-2007, 07:22 AM
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Coho
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
Ted rocks... 
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08-18-2007, 07:30 AM
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Ifish Nate
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
The alleged journalist was actually British; Robert Chalmers with the UK paper The Independant. The internet version has cleaned up a couple of choice words and substituted a French journalist for a Brit but the core of the dialoge is correct according to Snopes. The interview was in May 2006. God I love that man!
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08-18-2007, 09:00 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
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08-18-2007, 11:28 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
What do Viet Nam veterans think about Ted?:frown:
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08-18-2007, 02:08 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
Ted who?
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08-18-2007, 03:03 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
Quote:
Originally Posted by red willie
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 Yea Ted!!
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08-18-2007, 04:02 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
Quote:
Originally Posted by freespool
What do Viet Nam veterans think about Ted?:frown:
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It's like YOU just can't help yourself can you. So so sad
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08-18-2007, 04:49 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Salem
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
Quote:
Originally Posted by freespool
What do Viet Nam veterans think about Ted?:frown:
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My Vietnam veteran buddies seem to be just fine with it as I have sit right next to them and other Vietnam veterans during Ted's concerts.
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08-18-2007, 04:56 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
When Ted Nugent goes to the Viet Nam Veterans Memorial in Washington DC, and publicly apologizes to the 58,228 dead veterans, for his conduct at the Michigan draft center, then perhaps I'll feel something besides disgust.
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"A curious thing happens when fish stocks decline: People who aren't aware of the old levels accept the new ones as normal. Over generations, societies adjust their expectations downward to match prevailing conditions." Kennedy Wame
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08-18-2007, 11:40 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Fishin' & Huntin', Where Else?
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
:lurk:
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Ride it like you stole it!
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08-19-2007, 05:50 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Re: What do deer think? Ted Nugent
Quote:
Originally Posted by freespool
What do Viet Nam veterans think about Ted?:frown:
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Here's one. And I don't have any problem with him.
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