Redneck of the Month

Riverbankslayer · 08-06-2007, 03:21 AM

This lesson is on how not to do things to totally escape some people.
I'd love to see how the trip ended up but I feel confident he ended up in a ravine somewhere wondering why bad things seems to always happen to him.

He's hooked up and ready to fly!! It's amazing how the extra weight really smoothed out the ride in the truck.
He did have to air up the rear tires a bit (around 160 psi)

He added some heavy-duty chain for extra support on the tailgate (note that he used the 'Heavy-Duty 'S' hooks to attach the chain). He also paid-up for some BIG 5/16 sheet metal screws to attach the frame to the tailgate. Yeah, he knows it's overkill, but he didn't want the possibility of having an accident.

Much of his time was spent on his front porch whittling down that MASSIVE 4x4 board to fit precisely into the ball mount receiver. Also note that he used a 14' piece of 4x4 to help distribute the load more evenly--'YOU CAN'T BE TOO SAFE, YOU KNOW!!'. ' It cost a little more, but you just can't be too safe when pulling a trailer of this magnitude !!'.

Look out Utah , cause here he comes !!!!

12gaugeshtr · 08-06-2007, 04:48 AM

Now that there is funny...I don't care who you are.

RidgeRunner · 08-06-2007, 05:27 AM

Like his wife said before they went on vacation, Get-R-Done.

jokester · 08-06-2007, 07:27 AM

Ohhhh......I bet that tranny and suspension's lovin him!!

-jokester

julezilla · 08-06-2007, 07:32 AM

I think that's my uncle's rig. . . but I can't see the back of the trailer to tell for sure. He'd have his dog kennels bolted to the back (well, kennel is a misnomer - it's hard to explain), then the bicycles hooked on to the kennels.

Thumper · 08-06-2007, 08:04 AM

Needs to add a bunch more weight to the back bumper of the fifth wheeler...

Hogmaster · 08-06-2007, 08:36 AM

Steering must be a relative term...

cptdarel · 08-06-2007, 08:45 AM

good grief, accident waiting to happen. hope he didn't hurt anyone.

Chrome Bumper · 08-06-2007, 12:11 PM

Load the dogs and bike on the back of the trailer and it should trim right up and be good to go.

haringsjosh · 08-06-2007, 12:14 PM

I hope this is a joke, either way, if i see him on the road. I am going the other direction, fast!!!

Irish Pennant · 08-06-2007, 01:46 PM

I think his engineering skills are pretty good and you can't knock his creativeness but his judgement needs a little improvement.

Or

He didn't have a jack and he needed to work under the front of his rig.

Or

He was just moving his home a short ways. The electrical still looks like it's hooked up.

At least he didn't have an ifish sticker on the back window.

wsuweston · 08-06-2007, 02:52 PM

Jig · 08-06-2007, 08:25 PM

Are you kidding me right now....

Chrome Bumper · 08-06-2007, 09:20 PM

That's the crack head freight company inc.

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Clyde · 08-09-2007, 06:50 PM

That is the scariest thing I have seen in a long time. And I thought I looked funny towing my friend's boat with a Subaru...

fishkisser · 08-09-2007, 07:00 PM

Hmmm I don't know where he is headed , But gettin there must be half the fun...