kids define politics

[KarenLee]

My five year olds favorite joke.

Feels like platic, looks like rubber, what is it.
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grey Snot

[ol tuna skipper]

My kids told me this story.

The teacher asked the class to use the word politics in a sentance. Little johny Raised his hand. When the teacher called on him he said:

There once was a parrot named Pauly. One day he ate a watch. Now Pauly ticks.

For the kids reading hear.

[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

I know a joke about a talking parrot with no legs, but I don't think it would be appropiate here, but an 8 yr old told me it.