Secrets about ifish members

I didn't want to do it but National Enquirer paid me my weight in vintage birdies,okies and glo-glo(and that's one hell of a lot of birdies,okies and glo-gos) for some "dirt" on various members of this board. So here goes.
RT-Cries like a schoolgorl everytime he hears Streisand sing "People"
Gonefishin-Actually Marty idolizes a well known "fly" fisherman.
Bait O'Eggs-Siphons the gas out of his own gas tank for the high it gives him.
Gizmo-Not real clear on this one but the word "frilly" comes up a lot when people talk about him.
Hey Yall-Once dated a girl that he was not related too!
Osprey-Actually bathes once a week whether he needs it or not.
RW-Horses fish all the time and once held a knife to Bigstews throat after he caught a bigger fish than her.
Rauly-Secretly uses Berkeley "PowerBait" worms.
Fishbait-Actually was at a loss for words once.
Superfly-Ordained Baptist minister.
******-Just one word........bass
BIGSTEW-Stalked and harassed by Ashley Judd, Charlize Theron and Katherine Zeta-Jones(she finally gave up and married that other old fart)
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Best wishes and seasons greetings,
Stew

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[Rauly]

Big Stew
SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [img]images/icons/cool.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Rauly

[RW]

I knew when I saw this topic that I would be mentioned. Stew you should know by now that NO ONE IN MY BOAT CATCHES A BIGGER FISH THAN ME! If you don't want to play by "my" rules "then don't fish with me". Any questions????? RW [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Flame red oakies with white yarn and shrimp scent are more effective when the water has a little color in it. For clear water the small pearl corkie is usually better. - Just trying to keep this thread a little more about fish. - As for your revelations about ifishers:

'Stew, you forgot about RW's spurs when she plays horsey. And next time you reveal any secrets about her remember that she doesn't ever take it lying down. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] ...

The stunner is 'Fly being a secret minister. He catches a lot of fish despite that. ...

And Stew, you forgot to reveal your main stalker; Richard Simmons. Can you tell us why you only got a restraining order on the actresses and not Richard? [img]images/icons/confused.gif[/img] ...

Before backtrolling a plug, make sure your hook isn't wrapped into the leader. It has much better action and fish holding properties.

RT

[Osprey]

bath.....Oh ya thanks for reminding me it's tuesday

Heres some secrets [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Rt.....secretly wears aHusky thong(those who fish with him say he's always trying to show it off [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Redneck.....Has more than 1 tooth [img]images/icons/cool.gif[/img]

Stew....is secretly a Utah Jazz Fan
(I hear he wears a pink lacy thingy under his waders...he says it matches his silk stockings) uuuuuu yyyukkkkk spit spit

Fly.....I always thought he was a religious man ...kinda like Jessie [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]????

Sometimes the night before fishing I'll soak my rags in scent....( fishing related )....Os


NWO
Team Redneck

[superfly]

Did you know that Kid Sauk was asked to Leave Betty Ford Center.
And that Parker aka Steelhead King is Bill gates little brother that was not adopted by the Gates Family.
And that Hey Yall is one of Burt Reynolds Illigitemate Children.
And that R.T did halicinagenics with the likes of Deep Purple and Jimmy Hendrix.
Peace Superfly [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[RW]

Hey BIGSTEW, I needed you in my boat yesterday!!!! I fished the Kasilof with a neighbor who is 78 years old and she wanted to catch a king. Well I rowed my butt off and we didn't touch a fish all afternoon! [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

Oh well, there is always another day... or next year right Shane, you and me on the Kasilof and I will teach you how to row. RW [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

[Bait O' Eggs]

Kim, You mean he cannot row?? [img]images/icons/confused.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/confused.gif[/img]

I have seen him fish(you were fishing werent you shane?), I hoped he was better on the oars than on the pole. I guess I will write my driftboat off now. [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

Don't forget Roy I know where you live and I do have your driftboat. I imagine I could get fishbait and gizmo to help me with an alibi. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
Stew

More secrets:

- Stew is taking rowing lessons from me, and dancing lessons from 'Yall (both at the same time this Friday in fact).

- And NWO stands for Not With Os. At least I think that's it. I have heard something about Northern Washington Organisms or something like that.

- I'm secretly in love with Jennie. And Roy.

- Seriously: I am only 42 years old. A long
kept reel secret.

- I don't wear Dawg boxers Os. I wear pink and white briefs that say "Get Jiggy With It" on them. And I don't have to try to show them off - it's just a natural occurance with me.

- I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

- I fish, therefore I am a fisherman. (fishing related).

- Roy secretly idolizes me - has my pics all over his den and bedroom. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] Scary.

- 'Yall is gay. Gay as in happy-go-lucky (rules).

- Bev and Dot both can kick McDorkfish's @$$. They are good fishers!

- They don't call it SLUTGODDESS for nothing.

- They call them Boy Scouts for a reason.

- The Mod Squad dudes are all good guys. It's true!

- Here's an obvious 'secret'. There are only 472 actual registered members on ifish. The rest of the count is all addtional multiple monikers many of them use.

- Shhhh. ... The average number of daily clicks for members of ifish, piscatorial, and steelheader.net is 8.7 ... which means their click ratings are very skewed. True secret. Well , not now.

15 secrets is enough for now - there are just so many!

RT

[Killertraylor]

Boater's Woolridge is really a custom Thunderjet with Woolridge decals.

They call me killer because I'm writing this from prison.

****** breaks into the Disney website every morning at 3:30 a.m. and steals those cool cartoon pictures.

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[Tanner]

Osprey is not really a Goat Farmer. He is an animal insemination specialist .

Fobbman is actually a butt man.

Smokey Whalen is actually an x-guide that came to ifish pretending he didn't know how to catch steelhead.

BOE was a member of the KGB who betrayed his home country and government by releasing top secret Soviet information to America. Now he lives here under the Witness protection program under an assumed name.

****** does not break into the disney Website. He IS Walt Disney reincarnated.

Gone Fishin is an X professional wrestler that went by the name of Boy Wonder.

BigStew is actually Antonio Banderas incognito.

Pilar is actually afraid of the water.

Antonio Banderas huh? He's married to Melanie Griffth! HELL YA!!!!!
Stew

[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

LOL.

I only have more than one tooth when the perma-grip works, and got this moniker from my motorcycle stunt at the trailer park, but "watch this" wouldn't fit after it.

Tanner - secretly dreams about owning an outcast since his boat is way too big and his Osprey Custom Frame is way too nice.

Osprey - gives scuba diving lessons to RT and Stew in his new hot tub.

Fobbman - aspires to be a director in the adult entertainment business....or sports entertainment (wrasslin')

RW - hooked a brotha up with cheap gear [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Superfly - is an ordained minister (for tax purposes), and is a former guitarist for a christian heavy metal band before the band split due to Fly' not wanting to change the look of the band. The former members now call themselves the Backstreet Boys and worship satan.

RT - gives rowing lessons so you can look at his butt. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

Stew - wears a mullet haircut and is addicted to "Leisure Suit Larry" computer games [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

Timber Man - former golfer in the PGA, now he helps old ladies cross at intersections while listening to gangsta rap. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

phish_on - would destroy Ralph Nader in a presidential election, but won't give up trout fishing to run for office.

Parker - an advocate for the ethical treatment of road signs. One hell of a kazoo player.

Kid Sauk - secretly shoots the signs his fishing partner strives to protect. He and Parker are trying to convince 'Fly to bring back the band since they are machines on the kazoo and tamburine.

DanS - eats pork rinds with me for breakfast and is a lobbyist for the Liberal political party. Aspires to be a fly-fishermen.

Jeffhead - works for the gov't by day, and wears spandex figting crime by night. Wants to try pork rinds for breakfast tomorrow.

[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

BUSTED!!!! LOL

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[Bait O' Eggs]

Stew - has never caught a fish, shad or anything else. He spent so much time in GW Bush's camp putting up posters last fall he didnt have time to fish.

RT - Doesnt know know a hook from a book, So he is writing about catching fish. If he hangs around ifish long enough he might even get enough material to finish the book

Pilar - Fishes out of a glass tri-hull [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

Fishin mission - ran the old motor with no oil so he could get a new one from the wife

Hookset - sneaks stuff out of work to sell to pay for his fishing [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

Jennie - hates to fish, just like to hang out with smelly guys

Fishbait - is awaiting the sex change

Gizmo - was John Bobbit before he changed his name [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

Waterdog - is a husky fan [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] hack .. cough ,... spit, spit

hey_yall - wears short pants every since Pilar put him there. He just dont see them because of the rose colored glasses.

Osprey - is facinated with BigStews walk (from the rear view) [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

****** - was born with flat feet and webbed toes, the toes have been fixed, were still hopeful for a cure on the rest

Timberman - chained himself to a tree once to save it [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

Tanner - is still paying for the custom cataraft frame with services rendered. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

Zaq - lurks 58 times a day, but wont post anymore.

[06-21-01 Message edited by: Bigstew (I wish I was still the moderator, I would be banning some people for the stuff going on now)]

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[Tanner]

Watch it you ****** Pinko [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Mrdorkfish]

Thisith mustas haven beenith one of those posts i shouldn't..a clickith aponuth....I am so confused Mr. RT, pleez splain what you meant bout Bev and Dot kickn Mcdorkfish's buttocks.....Is this a political dorkbashing? Or was the kicking fishing related? You are just too clever fer me's RT.

THE REELMRDORKFISH [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

Caught any fish lately?

[sinker]

Scary part is to think about how many might be true!!! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]
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Here are some more secrets just uncovered.
Bait O' Eggs-When Roy stands up in his boat....what?.... you mean he already IS standing up?
RT-Tried out for the "leather dude"part in
Village People
Marty Peterson-Something about a moose in Alaska.
******-He's really a Willie Asaltor
Bev and Dot-Outfish most guys and that's a secret the guys don't want anyone to know.
Stew

[Tanner]

Hey Yall,
You busted me. actually I do own an outcast Pac 800. By the way look out, I know your secret. OK here goes.

Hey Yall is actually an x-cross dressing male prostitute from the Bronx. He ended up with his Redneck identity when he was picked up by some Bama rednecks that were visiting from out of state. They were looking for a good time. When he discovered that they wanted to be a little rough with him he Monkey flipped each one of them into the East River never to be seen again. He found one of their wallets under the seat of their car. Assumed his new identity and moved to Oregon. After a few months, he was caught stealing Preperation H and duct tape from a Walmart. When he appeared in front of the Judge (Judy) the judge told him he had two choices, leave the state or go to jail. This is how he ended up in Olympia.

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[ 06-21-2001: Message edited by: Tanner ]

OK, that does it - time to get the gloves on [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] . ...

- My Q to you 'Yall: what were you doing looking at my butt when you were told to watch the river while learning to row? [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] Hmmm.

- To you Roy boy: keep on trying to learn how to read so you can get a copy of my book when it's out and learn how to fish also. [Question to the person who reads these posts to Roy, do you also type for him?]

- I did hear the same thing about Timberman, that he chained himself to a tree. But it wasn't to protect the tree - that's how his company uproots trees when the chain saws are out of gas. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

- And McDork, go back and read my listed little secrets. I also said 'Yall was gay, that I was secretly in love with Jennie and Roy, Stew is taking dancing lessons from 'Yall, the 3 moderators are all good guys, and Bev and Dot essentially can outfishth thee. Do not you haveth respecth for their fishing prowess? ... SO, whichth ones do you thinkth are true and whichth ones are not? Get the drift? ... Even if ya do, we still want your answers. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Arty

[Mrdorkfish]

Oh i haveth respecteth for their fishing prowess....Done seen it for myself and take in the wealth of info they provide me [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Ya'll have a nice day now ya hear...

Mrdorkfish

[ 07-02-2001: Message edited by: ****** ]

[ 07-02-2001: Message edited by: ****** ]

[HOGTIDE]

TRUTH IS :

*OLC is actually an "Earth First" activist who believes in public ownership of all private properties. He only engages in this site to 'monitor' the "Fish Killers".

*Jellyhead hasn't ever 'really' fished for bass. It's just that ever since he was a lil' kid, he always wanted one of those 'sparkley' boats.

* RT has never had any intention of writing a book. It was just a scam he dreamed up several years ago. "Do you have 'any' idea of how many free lunches I pick up from guys tryin' to schmooz their way into a chapter?"

******* never really brings any tackle when going fishing. Just a spotting scope, to check out the other guys riggin'. ( I told ya, Nook, they weren't that good lookin'...it was the BOAT!)

[OneLastCast]

So Hogtide, where IS your log truck parked?

OneLastCast

Gets me book groupies too Hog. In fact, I better scrounge up a quick book so I don't have a lot of people angry at me that think they were going to get in a chapter. Yikes, I didn't think about that part of it. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[fishbait]

Saw ****** at the store the other day, he was buying some prawns and banannas.......

[Mr. Fisherman]

This just in....
Capn Dan! is Really Captain Bravado [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

Crusty dances with Pigmies (Taught them the Macaraema) [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

Pilar is a lost author of books credited by Hemmingway [img]images/icons/cool.gif[/img]

Rich75 is going to repopulate the entire state of Washington and take over the hatchery program [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

And... Mr. Fisherman outfished Pilar on ol' big Blue, then proceeded to preform the lost walleras mating call. Boats for miles around thought we were clubbing seals and a pod of Orcas departed Alaska headed for Newport....

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[willierower]

Osprey is really a nice guy.
And is in love with a rat. He is also a fan of the OSU Beavers

Hey_yall uses Izorline and doesnt know how to cast a level wind.

Uncle Roman used to have a shaved head and road a skateboard to school. Now he has long hair and rides a scooter to the river.

Tanner doesnt really have a cataraft. Its 2 truck innertubes held together by duct tape from Hey_yall and 2x4's from Osprey.

RT dresses in drag and hits the bars on friday night to pick up on lonely men, Then he takes them to a motel and robs them to pay for his fishing.

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[Master Baiter]

I can't believe I read the whole thing, I am appalled by this entire thread! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

The title should be "Northwest Inquirer", inquiring minds want to know!

[ 06-25-2001: Message edited by: Master Baiter ]