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06-05-2001, 12:49 AM
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How come?.....................
You ALWAYS drop your swivel or bead when you get in a hurry to re-rig because you know there are fish in the drift you want to fish.
There are very few tackle shops where the employees actually know something about fishing.
That big fish that you've been battling for an hour is actually snagged in the tail.
Fishermans Marine and Outdoor doesn't open earlier to sell fresh bait.
You can never find a Chartreuse K-13,Cop Car Hot Shot or Magnum Hot n Tot when you need one.
You find that hole in your waders on the coldest day of the year.
Washington's Non-Resident fishing license and tag is just a few dollars more than Oregons resident license and tag.
The GuideShop on the Wilson is nothing like it was 10 years ago and Buster's Arco doesn't exist anymore.
Salmon and steelhead smolt attack lures twice their size.
YOUR FRIGGIN'BOBBER GOES DOWN WHILE YOU AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
Stew
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06-05-2001, 12:53 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Oregon
Posts: 2,503
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Re: How come?.....................
Shane
We don't know the why!
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[ 06-05-2001: Message edited by: stlhdr ]
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06-05-2001, 05:11 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Lafayette, OR USA
Posts: 8,030
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Re: How come?.....................
Has something to do with a guy named Murphy. Don't remember if it's his first or last name. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
T.R.
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06-05-2001, 05:16 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 474
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Re: How come?.....................
How come the Corps of engineers always gets creative with the river levels the one morning of the week you get out of bed at 3 AM.
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06-05-2001, 03:56 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: seattle
Posts: 1,797
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Re: How come?.....................
how come trout like garden worms, i have yet to see a trout digging them in my garden.....
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06-05-2001, 05:36 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: San Diego
Posts: 349
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Re: How come?.....................
Yeah, sad thing about the Guide Shop. It went from a neat old bait shop to a glitzy gift shop.
Too bad
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06-05-2001, 07:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Tillamook, Oregon
Posts: 2,320
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Re: How come?.....................
I want to know why people say ???
"Nobody has bait in town"
I guess I will have to change my name too:
"NOBODYS BAIT"
Get it?
Marie
(smile) www.Tillamookbait.com
"GOT BAIT" ?
I hear fish a rollin in on the Trask!!!
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06-05-2001, 07:30 PM
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Administrator
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 38,757
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Re: How come?.....................
How come, whenever I go fishing, I should have been there yesterday?
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06-05-2001, 07:35 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: NW Oregon
Posts: 5,202
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Re: How come?.....................
JUST BECAUSE [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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06-05-2001, 08:56 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: St. Helens, Oregon
Posts: 3,143
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Re: How come?.....................
How come when your all ready to go and excited to fish.. the MOTOR DOSENT START!?
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06-05-2001, 09:22 PM
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Re: How come?.....................
Why are the best knots that I've ever tied been created by backlashes?
How do fish know the difference between my offering and the offering of the guy next to me when we are fishing the same setup and he's catching all the fish?
How do the fish decide which of them will be the ONE fish I catch all day?
Where are the lures of the hour posted so that all the fish know what is good between 10 and 11am and then something completely different shortly thereafter?
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06-05-2001, 09:38 PM
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Cutthroat
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 37
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Re: How come?.....................
How come when I talk about fishing,music,golf or hunting like they were the only things in life that matters people look at me like I just dropped in from another planet.
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06-06-2001, 10:12 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: under the hat
Posts: 12,601
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Re: How come?.....................
how come the biggest fish i've landed so far was foul hooked in the jaw just outside the mouth? thankfully, it was a native winter steelie or i would've had a real moral dilemna.
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06-06-2001, 10:20 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Monmouth
Posts: 483
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Re: How come?.....................
How come every time I go seal watching with the family, the orca's role in and rip them to shreds?????
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06-06-2001, 12:59 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Vancouver, Washington
Posts: 3,581
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Re: How come?.....................
How come when you put your rod in the holder and start to "pee" you get hammered on??
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06-06-2001, 01:04 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canby, Oregon
Posts: 6,050
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Re: How come?.....................
How come I fish the Sandy one day and nothing, and Dot fishes the next for a limit..............saw your post from yesterday Dot, nice catch.
JK
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06-06-2001, 04:35 PM
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Re: How come?.....................
FM, must be the type of people you fish with? [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
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06-06-2001, 05:25 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: seattle
Posts: 1,797
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Re: How come?.....................
how come the north river thread was started over a broken down northriver boat and it turned into a big pile of donkey droppings ?
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06-06-2001, 05:33 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: St Helens,OR
Posts: 5,250
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Re: How come?.....................
I spend more money on higher priced gear even though it doesn't seem to catch me anymore fish?
I always forget at least one item when I go out fishing (leader, wheight, knife ,pliers, toilet paper, etc...)? [img]images/icons/rolleyes.gif[/img]
My hair keeps falling out?
How come????
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