O.k., I'll bite. In fact I have 2 really GREAT Retrieves for you.
One was from this gal
This was Brandy Duckfinder and she was probably the most fantastic Lab that I'll ever have owned. She just had the most incredible nose and was probably even more valuable at upland hunting than she was for waterfowl. She just knew when there was a Pheasant anywhere nearby and would seek them out and flush them no matter what.
I was hunting with her out on Aaron Unit one time on Rentenar Point. A group of Mallards came in and I dropped 2. One was close by (and obvious) and the other hit the water on the edge of the decoys and immediately started swimming.
I sent her and she had marked the dead bird and picked it up and brought it right back to me. I'd tried swatting the swimmer but it was getting away anyway. I lined Brandy up on the swimming Duck and sent her after it. It had about a 100 yard headstart on her but she was after it across open water. The Greenhead swam across that part of Sturgeon Lake and over into Malarky Unit and finally disappeared into some semi submerged tree roots on the edge of the bank. I could barely make out Brandy as she got over there. After about 5 min. of swimming around, checking all those tree roots she dove into one and came out a few seconds later with something in her mouth. She swam back toward me from the distance...took her about 5 min. to make the swim.
When she got back she had this in her mouth. It was that same Greenhead and it was banded. Not only was it banded it had a $100 Reward band on it too! That was one reward that would have gotten away IF for not for a fantastic dog making an outstanding retrieve.

Then, super-retrieve #2 was from my next Lab, Dancer,

who's now retired.
Dancer didn't have as good a nose as Brandy (no dog I've ever seen has), but she had just as much heart.
We were hunting right by this place

but the water wasn't this high and we weren't using the boat that day.
A Honker came over the trees low and I took a shot at it. It was hit but didn't fold up. It flew off, low over the trees and crossed not only over the pond we were on but across another wide flooded slough and another treeline. It went farther than 200 yards away gliding and then suddenly folded up. Dancer was marking it the entire time. But when it folded it dropped behind the treeline that was close to us, even I couldn't really mark the location it went down or exactly how far away it was.
Dancer just kept looking at me like, "Are you going to send me or not?". Finally I sent her, not really expecting anything. That would be a truly remarkable retrieve crossing a couple of treelines and fairly wide water areas.
She disappeared into the first treeline and then she was gone. She was gone for about 10 min. and I started to worry about her. There wasn't anything I could do because I couldn't get to the area she went without taking a round about trip that would probably take 20 min. walking, one way. I got on the whistle, just trying to call her back. Nothing!
Finally, after about another 5 min. here she comes, emerging out of the treeline, dead Honker in mouth as she jumped back into the pond and headed straight for me.
THAT probably was the most incredible blind retrieve that I've ever seen.