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06-09-2007, 03:41 PM
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AdminiMom
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: North Coast
Posts: 97,970
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Spammers on ifish-
It's been brought to my attention that a few members are getting spammed via PM by some local Portland business.
I have worked very hard to keep ifish free of unwanted spam and/or advertisements. Even the people who sponsor ifish don't use this tool, and they probably could, if they asked!
We call this service "Private messages".
I think that should mean that no unwanted mail will go there. That it is private to you, and ifish members. No one should be using the ifish membership to target and take advantage of you.
Therefore, if you get advertisements from other members in your private message box, PLEASE forward them to me and I will take care of it immediately, with my apologies.
Sometimes people just slip through... they don't read the AUP and think that it's OK to do. It's not.
I would really appreciate your complete cooperation on this. Just simply hit the forward button and start typing Jennie in the "to" field. It will pop up with my moniker. Then, hit send.
Thanks much,
Jen
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06-09-2007, 08:18 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Dayton, Oregon
Posts: 3,642
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
THanks for the heads up Jen! Any Spam comes this way I'll be sure to shop it up and scramble it your way with some eggs! !  Sorry, but that's what "Spam" is to me. After just hitting the big 40 these are the crazy little things I remember! Like I couldn't think of any better memories?! 
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06-09-2007, 09:55 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: West Linn
Posts: 3,533
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
You mean people are sending canned mystery meat byproducts suspended in a gelatinous liquid in my PM's and E-Mail... UGHHH!!
You really want me to forward that to you?????
OK....it is your website. But ........Alright you can have all my Spam.
BCF
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What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?
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06-09-2007, 10:03 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Dayton, Oregon
Posts: 3,642
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
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Originally Posted by BCF
You mean people are sending canned mystery meat byproducts suspended in a gelatinous liquid in my PM's and E-Mail... UGHHH!!
You really want me to forward that to you?????
OK....it is your website. But ........Alright you can have all my Spam.
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PRICELESS!!!! UTTERLY PRICELESS!!!! WELL DONE!!
I can't stop laughing!!!   
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When one is able to laugh at themself first, then life will become much more humorous and enjoyable!
Don't ask for life to be easy. Ask for it to be worth it! - Dani Johnson
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06-10-2007, 05:25 AM
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AdminiMom
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: North Coast
Posts: 97,970
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Every time I open my cupboard, I go, "EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Bill actually EATS that stuff!!!!
Oh, eweieeeeeeee~! My grandparents used to carry that stuff in the back of the car and on our way to Diamond Lake, or camping, Grandma would get that out and make sandwiches for us kids.
WE LIKED it then!!!!
Eweieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Grosses me out, now!
Jen
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06-10-2007, 05:34 AM
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Chromer
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Rainier, Or.
Posts: 709
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
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It's pretty difficult to keep your mind and your mouth open at the same time.
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06-10-2007, 06:33 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Newport, Washington
Posts: 23,457
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Well I guess I am weird. I like it. ON sandwiches not email.
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06-10-2007, 07:18 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oregon City
Posts: 18,115
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
There were times overseas (military...not fishing) when I'd have done quite a bit more than I would now to get my hands on a can...
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"Yet it isn't the gold that I'm wanting
So much as just finding the gold."
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06-10-2007, 08:30 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Vancouver, WA
Posts: 10,102
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill Monroe
There were times overseas (military...not fishing) when I'd have done quite a bit more than I would now to get my hands on a can...
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Mmmmmmm.  Fried Spam sammiches 
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06-10-2007, 08:57 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Yamhill Co.
Posts: 2,856
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Spam, I found the wild animals will not touch the stuff. Luncheon loaf canned meat, was gone in 2 day's.
will perform another Trail cam test with the stuff, in new location.
I ate whole can once, while doing a River survey from head waters to a remote village in Alaska. IT did keep me warm, burned up the calories in the rain storm Fighting White water rapids. Bad part! Nxt morning, well, lets just not mention The after effect of spam in the human body!!...
yucky stuff, good if last resort food only...
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06-10-2007, 09:12 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Oregon, USA
Posts: 2,510
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
All together now...
http://www.mailmsg.com/sounds/spam-song.wav
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man:You sit here, dear.Wife:All right.Man:Morning!Waitress:Morning!Man:Well, what've you got?Waitress:Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;Vikings:Spam spam spam spam...Waitress:...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...Vikings:Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!Waitress:...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.Wife:Have you got anything without spam?Waitress:Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.Wife:I don't want ANY spam!Man:Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?Wife:THAT'S got spam in it!Man:Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?Vikings:Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)Wife:Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?Waitress:Urgghh!Wife:What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!Waitress:Shut up!Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!Waitress:Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.Wife:I don't like spam!Man:Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!Vikings:Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!Waitress:Shut up!! Baked beans are off.Man:Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?Waitress:You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)Vikings:Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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06-10-2007, 09:23 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: S.W. Washington
Posts: 11,249
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Do you have your 70th Anniversary Can o' Spam?
I just might get the special edition T-shirt too!!
Spam Spam Spam Spam.......
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Lower Columbia CCA
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For in the end, we will conserve only what we love.
We will love only what we understand.
We will understand only what we are taught.
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06-10-2007, 02:49 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Ariel, WA
Posts: 364
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Jennie
I just don't think you gonna win with this one:grin:
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06-10-2007, 03:34 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: West Linn
Posts: 3,533
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freighter Bait
Jennie
I just don't think you gonna win with this one:grin:
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He He He He....sorrry Jennie. Spam -a- rama- ding - dong. Deviled Spam and pickles on white bread.....I can just feel my arteries closing. When can we get together and exchange recipes?.....I mean e-mails.
BCF
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Last edited by BCF; 06-10-2007 at 03:49 PM.
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06-10-2007, 03:48 PM
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AdminiMom
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: North Coast
Posts: 97,970
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Too funny. The kids bought Bill a Spam hat for Christmas.
He WEARS it! He LOVES it!
Jen
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06-10-2007, 05:44 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Waldport
Posts: 1,345
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
You guys can be so funny............. and clever too Snakebite! LOL...........
PS: Lou and I love fried spam some mornings with our eggs and toast. Mmmmmmmmmm
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06-10-2007, 10:25 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Dayton, Oregon
Posts: 3,642
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freighter Bait
Jennie
I just don't think you gonna win with this one:grin:
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Yep! I understand now why this stuff is so hard on the servers with all that jellied goop! :grin:
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When one is able to laugh at themself first, then life will become much more humorous and enjoyable!
Don't ask for life to be easy. Ask for it to be worth it! - Dani Johnson
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06-11-2007, 05:04 AM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: West Linn
Posts: 3,533
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Hey Anglingaddict what is the best way to get the jellied lumps out of the keyboad, I used compressed air but now it in is everywhere in the office.
Thanks alot Jennie for asking me for my Spam. What a hassle sending it through the internet. Do you think you could just come over and get it next time......or better yet just send Bill to get his own Spam and leave ours alone  .
OK BCF
Quote:
Originally Posted by anglingaddict
Yep! I understand now why this stuff is so hard on the servers with all that jellied goop! :grin: |
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06-11-2007, 05:12 AM
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AdminiMom
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: North Coast
Posts: 97,970
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Every time we go to Costco, Bill gets this greedy look in his eyes.
They sell spam by the case.
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The goal in Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "whooo hoooo (!) what a ride!"
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06-11-2007, 08:07 AM
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Mr. Carkington
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Not all that wander are lost.
Posts: 10,882
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Spam is #1 in polynesia and Hawaii.
It's pretty good fried. But then you can fry most anything and it is pretty good.
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06-11-2007, 08:17 AM
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pilar
Spam is #1 in polynesia and Hawaii.
It's pretty good fried. But then you can fry most anything and it is pretty good.
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Deer camp staple - fried spam, spuds, onions oh and a ton of garlic - fried egg on top
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06-11-2007, 08:44 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Dayton, Oregon
Posts: 3,642
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Quote:
Originally Posted by BCF
Hey Anglingaddict what is the best way to get the jellied lumps out of the keyboad, I used compressed air but now it in is everywhere in the office.
OK BCF
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Replace the keyboard and drop a fried egg on top of the "jellied" one! 
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When one is able to laugh at themself first, then life will become much more humorous and enjoyable!
Don't ask for life to be easy. Ask for it to be worth it! - Dani Johnson
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06-12-2007, 11:40 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Redd
Posts: 9,827
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
Gartner's Meat Market has tongue loaf that's even better than Spam.... no lie! Dang it I'm trying to skip lunch today.
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06-12-2007, 12:01 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Mayberry
Posts: 4,151
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Re: Spammers on ifish-
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Originally Posted by Pilar
Spam is #1 in polynesia and Hawaii.
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This is no joke, I was in Hawaii in January and they had about a million facing's of the stuff in the grocery stores. Here they have about 2 facing's on one shelf. I heard there love of spam stem's from the military being over there years ago.
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