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05-18-2007, 02:47 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Portland, OR
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Friday Funny #2 Worlds shortest Fairy Tale
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" The guy lived happily ever after.
He went fishing, hunting, camping, drank beer, always had a quiet house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell he wanted, never argued, travelled more, saw tons of girls, left the toilet seat up, and had all the hot water to himself.
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05-18-2007, 03:32 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Lincoln City
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Re: Friday Funny #2 Worlds shortest Fairy Tale
Funny!
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05-18-2007, 10:16 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Gods Country
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Re: Friday Funny #2 Worlds shortest Fairy Tale
Brian, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't put my biography on the internet.... 
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05-19-2007, 05:50 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Re: Friday Funny #2 Worlds shortest Fairy Tale
My wife and I were happy for Twenty One years, Then we met. 
Rondey Dangerfield !
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05-19-2007, 08:30 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Beaverton, OR
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Re: Friday Funny #2 Worlds shortest Fairy Tale
and for the gals . . . 
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, dated
whomever she pleased, did whatever the heck she wanted, never
argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, saved more
money, had all the hot water to herself, watched chick flicks, never wore lacy
lingerie that went up her hind end, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled
and lived happily ever after
THE END
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