Jennie in a bottle

[Capin' Dan]

O. K. I just needed to give Big Stew something to edit.

There were three men one from Washington, Oregon and California walking along the beach when they came across this bottle. One of them picks it up and opens it and out pops a Jennie. The Jennie happy to be free of her bottle offers each of the men a wish. The Washatonian wishes for tall old growth forest for as far as the eye can see. Poof there is this georgeous forest. She then ask the California what he would like. He ask for a wall to be built around the entire state of California so no one else could get in or out of there. Poof there is this huge wall built all around California. She then turns to the Oregonian and ask the same question. He says tell me more about this wall around California. The Jennie says that it is a tall wall built around the entire state and that nobody can get in or out. The Oregonian Replies. "FILL IT WITH WATER"


Tight lines, Hope I'm not out of line. Just a feeble attempt at humor.
Mariners Rule 23-7 WOW

Dan! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[ 05-06-2001: Message edited by: Dan! ]

[Jennie@ifish]

Here's mine:

Actually sent to me by drich:
I loved it!

KIDS ADVICE TO KIDS

"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. "
Hannah, 9

"Never tell your Mom her diet's not working. " Michael, 14

"Stay away from prunes. " Randy, 9

"Never pee on an electric fence. " Robert, 13

"Don't squat with your spurs on. " Noronha, 13

"Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. " Emily, 10

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. "
Taylia,11

"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school
assignment. " Traci, 14

"Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers. " Mitchell,12

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac. " Andrew, 9

"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. " Kyoyo, 9

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. " Armir, 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." Kellie, 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. " Naomi, 15

"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. " Lauren, 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. " Joel,10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the
phone. " Alyesha, 13

"Never try to baptize a cat. " Eileen, 8

[Artwo]

Here's one my six year old daughter got me on yesterday after a day of fishing in the sun.

Dad; does your face hurt, it looks a little sunburned.

No

Well it's killing me..............mahahahahahehehehahaha.

I'll get her for that one for sure.

JK

Dan I ought to ban you for telling such a lame joke......jk [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Actually it was pretty funny.

[ 05-06-2001: Message edited by: BIGSTEW ]