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Old 04-19-2007, 03:48 PM   #1
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Default Top 10 Women Driving Awards!!!

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AND THE WINNER IS!!!

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Old 04-19-2007, 04:52 PM   #2
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So why is it that male drivers insurance is always higher. The best one is the female riding the scooter with her helmet on backwards.
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Old 04-19-2007, 05:02 PM   #3
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you know it took years for that cop to finally get the bulletin boards at the station rid of that photo...... (if she ever got rid of it). I wonder if that scooter girl just had lots of hair and it just fit better that way...
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:52 AM   #4
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I'm reminded of a friend's teenage daughter. Though she was conscientious, to her credit, about checking and maintaining the oil level in her scooter, she complained to her dad about how DIFFICULT is was to add oil! Yep, it's difficult if you add oil via the dipstick opening.

In the interest of gender fairness, however, I should probably include the same guy's son, who complained about the amount of oil he was having to continuously add to his car.

Why was he having to add so much oil?

Because, every time he turned on the ignition, the "OIL" light came on.
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Old 04-20-2007, 09:05 AM   #5
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A friends girlfriend at the time had a little Geo Metro. It was perfect for her. Only problem was, she went and put oil in it. And kept putting oil in it. Luckily he came out to see what she was up to and found she had just dumped 4 quarts in even though he knew it was full! She thought it was full when you could see the oil in the filler neck!

I do know of a few stupid guys too.... One in particular was greasing his rig the day before we were all heading up into the snow. As he gets to the back he's struggling and you can here him getting frustrated. I asked him what was up and looked under the truck as he says this zerk won't take any grease.... He was trying to grease the fitting for bleeding the brakes...
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Old 04-20-2007, 02:24 PM   #6
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I've done number 10 4 out of 6 years while hunting elk. However I was not wearing a skirt.

Number 3 I watched a woman almost do one day at teh gas station while backing up. She had her door open so she could lean out to check her clearence. She cleared the back of her vechile but not her door. Wraped the door around the front of her car.

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Old 04-20-2007, 07:22 PM   #7
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YA better watch out some people might find this post as being sexist!
after all your making fun of women
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