Thoughts To Ponder
Prayer For Senility God,grant me the senility to forget the peaple I never liked anyway,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the differance.Now that I am older, here is what I have discovered; I started out with nothing, I still have most of it.My wild oats have turned to prunes and All Bran.I finally got my head togethjer, now my body is falling apart.Funny, I dont remember being absent minded. All reports are in, Life is now officially un-fair.If all is not lost, where is it?It ia easier to get older than wiser.Some days youre the dog, some days the hydrant.I wish the buck stopped here, I sure could use a few. Kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.Its hard to make a comeback, when you havnt been anywhere.Only time the world beats a path to your door is if you are in the bathroom. IF....God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees. When you are finally holding all the cards,WHY does evceryone else decide to play chess? Its not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.The only differance between a rut and the grave is the depth. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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