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02-08-2007, 09:21 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Oregon City
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Have you heard this one yet?
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you
want." So he tied her up and went hunting.
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02-08-2007, 09:26 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beaverton,OR
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Re: Have you heard this one yet?
He's a very Sic man.
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02-08-2007, 10:56 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Beaverton & Welches, OR, USA
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Re: Have you heard this one yet?
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Oregon Master Hunter. Life-member, Veterans of Foreign Wars of the United States. Member: Oregon Hunters Association & Oregon Firearms Federation. ODFW Volunteer.
From the day you're born 'til you ride in a hearse, 'ain't nothin' so bad it couldn't have been worse. Give up on perfectionism, welcome to an imperfect world. Life is a zigzag, not a straight line (authors unknown).
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02-08-2007, 11:12 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beaverton,OR
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Re: Have you heard this one yet?
Well if she could fit into that "very sexy nightie", she couldn't be THAT bad.
 ...................Yet another use for meat bags?
Besides, everything looks better after a couple weeks out elk hunting. 
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Last edited by Hunt'nFish; 02-08-2007 at 11:15 AM.
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02-08-2007, 11:27 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Beaverton & Welches, OR, USA
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Re: Have you heard this one yet?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hunt'nFish
Besides, everything looks better after a couple weeks out elk hunting. |
You've noticed that, too . . . . . 
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From the day you're born 'til you ride in a hearse, 'ain't nothin' so bad it couldn't have been worse. Give up on perfectionism, welcome to an imperfect world. Life is a zigzag, not a straight line (authors unknown).
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02-08-2007, 11:39 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 5,463
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Re: Have you heard this one yet?
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02-08-2007, 12:30 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Springdale
Posts: 1,187
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Re: Have you heard this one yet?
And all this time I thought nighties and hunting ran hand n hand.lol
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02-08-2007, 01:04 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beaverton,OR
Posts: 10,777
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Re: Have you heard this one yet?
Well the Ifish police pulled my nightwear pics....
just let me say, check out Mack's Praire Wing's latest email sales flyer....
This is what I think of when someone says nighties........EVERYTHING looks better in camo!
Hunt'nFish
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02-08-2007, 03:05 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Vancouver, Wa
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Re: Have you heard this one yet?
The rest of the story,
Next morning, same guy gets up and leaves real early to hunt. It starts raining, hail is falling and the wind is blowing 60 mph. He decides the weather is to nasty to stay out and heads home. He jumps in bed, wakes the wife with a gentle nudge hoping for some early morning delight, telling his wife how bad the weather had turned. Wife replies, "can you believe it, my idiot husband is out hunting in it".
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02-08-2007, 07:23 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Grand Ronde, Oregon
Posts: 170
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Re: Have you heard this one yet?
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Hey bro's, I have a "FROSTY PUMPKIN"
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02-08-2007, 07:47 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: S.E. Portland Oregon
Posts: 715
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Re: Have you heard this one yet?
I have been on the couch this week with the flu watching every fishing show I can find. Most are not worth the time of a well man. Anyway, I saw a commercial for Ugly Stick rods where the wife screams to her unmoved husband "You're not goin fishin, Not today" and she makes several attempts to break the guys pole finally curling it up and puttin it in the trash compactor and leaving. The husband calmly retrieves his undamaged pole and heads out. I laughed so hard it concerned my yellow labs and they left the couch. Too funny, only saw it once this week.
BLIND BOBBER
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02-09-2007, 01:19 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Corvallis, OR
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Re: Have you heard this one yet?
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