Any other uses for smelt?

[sinker]

Anyone ever use smelt for salmon or bottomfish bait? Been wondering if that would work. Heck herring does. I would imagine smelt would be a natural food source. After all its a small fishy in a BIG ocean. Something must eat them little buggers.

[CAGEY]

Hello Sinker, i have never used smelt for anything except sturgeon bait or to eat. I saw on an earlier post that ssome one had boated a springer that was full of the little buggers. The problem with trying to use them in the bi C is there are so many of them how does the salmon find yours?

[HOGTIDE]

OK, so ya get this long strip of plastic, bout 10 feet wide and 30' long. Lay it out on a flat spot in the lawn and then dump about 38 buckets of non refrigerated smelt on it, from end to end, milt, eggs, the whole works. Bango,you have a 'Smelt 'n Slide'.

Next, you get the buxom neighbor lady to come over and you bet her a fresh baked apple pie that you can slide further down this pisca-slide than she can...just wearing yer skivies...the trick is that she has to go first, cause you're going to measure and then.....

Whoa, what happened...think I'm watchin' a bit too much late night cable.

Whoa Hog'! You've been reading too many of mine and other fishers posts lately - heehee. Do you need anyone to film this?

[HOGTIDE]

Well ya see, when she first stands up to make that "raise the roof'" victory dance thing, is when the video cam comes on, and ......

I didn't catch fish this morning. Trying to distract myself.

[boater]

if a neighbor ****** me off, i throw the left overs in the bushes in front of his house, then in a few days they all are out there wondering what stinks.

[DF]

well hog are ya okay? didnt get your fish eh? heh I didnt get to go this weekend