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Old 02-15-2001, 06:17 AM   #1
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A young girl walked into the Emergency Room of a hospital in a small town.

She walked up to a nurse and said, "Ah wants to see a Uptern."

The nurse looked at her kinda funny and said, "Don't y'all mean Intern?"

The girl replied, "Okay, if'n y'all say so, but ah wants a contamination."

The nurse is a little confused and says, "Don't y'all mean examination?"

The girl replied, "Uptern, intern, contamination, examination, ah ain't demonstrated for 6 months and an ah thinks ah'm stagnant.


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Old 02-15-2001, 07:35 AM   #2
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I told Hayley to wait and go to the doctor when I got off work so we could go together etc. etc. etc.

muh ha ha ha ha ha
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Old 02-15-2001, 07:38 AM   #3
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you better hope Walmart starts selling Kevlar vest....huckleberry
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Old 02-15-2001, 08:21 AM   #4
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A daisy if ya do!
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Old 02-15-2001, 09:16 PM   #5
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I'm yer huckleberry!!!!!!!!!!


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