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Old 12-12-2006, 06:11 PM   #1
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Default When is the waterfowl season over?

If you see my husband out in the marsh will you tell Him his wife sayed Hi!:frown: and to make sure he know's there's only 12 days till christmas eve.
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Old 12-12-2006, 06:13 PM   #2
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Now THAT'S funny!!

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Old 12-12-2006, 06:43 PM   #3
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Default Bling Bling

So can some one explain to me why duckband's gets you guys so excited? My husband has alot of them and treat's them like gold. I think Im going to sell them on ebay while he is out hunting for some extra christmas cash. It seems they pay well for them on ebay. I guess that little certficated goes with them???
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Old 12-12-2006, 06:50 PM   #4
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H20FW, you're cracking me up.
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:31 PM   #5
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So can some one explain to me why duckband's gets you guys so excited? My husband has alot of them and treat's them like gold. I think Im going to sell them on ebay while he is out hunting for some extra christmas cash. It seems they pay well for them on ebay. I guess that little certficated goes with them???

Annie???
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:48 PM   #6
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Hate to tell you this darling, but duck season had been over for 2-weeks now!
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:14 PM   #7
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EH are you married...oh wait...I know better! Nobody could put up with you long enough to be married to you! :grin:
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Old 12-13-2006, 04:32 AM   #8
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If you see my husband out in the marsh will you tell Him his wife sayed Hi!:frown: and to make sure he know's there's only 12 days till christmas eve.
Ok, I'll bite....who's your husband? No really, we won't tell. It'll just be between you and all the members of IFISH. Oh, and of course a few thousand unregistered lurkers.
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Old 12-13-2006, 06:11 AM   #9
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Annie was a good guess except her profile says 3 kids(4 including husband). What man knocks his wife up three times and then gives her a gun?!

Women can't wait for a wedding ring and a waterfowl hunter can't wait for a duck band.

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Old 12-13-2006, 06:55 AM   #10
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keeper....

This thread rocks....all except for the duckband selling part
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Old 12-13-2006, 06:57 AM   #11
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I didn't know Evan was married?
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Old 12-13-2006, 10:31 AM   #12
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EH are you married...
Yup! One of the things that helped me bag her was duck hunting. She gets "excited" when I do three things.

1) Shoot ducks
2) cook ducks
3) Drink beer

Sounds like the perfect woman to me!

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Old 12-13-2006, 03:17 PM   #13
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What man knocks his wife up three times and then gives her a gun?!
It's funny that you say that because I thought the same thing on our 7 anniversary when he gave it to me. Anyway the other day I happened to find the combination to his gun safe a few days ago and thought I would sell the gun he had got me for the extra Christmas money I’m seeking and being I never get the chance to shoot it anyway. If I remember right it's a Weatherby Orion upland 20 gauge. Are they worth anything?? Probaly not being he bought it for me so he says.

Well to my surprise when I opened up the safe I must have counted 10+ shotguns 8 rifles and 5 or 6 handguns and enough ammunition to blow this house of the block. Needless to say I’m having a garage sale while he is gone. Do you men really need to have so many guns??? Is it a macho thing??? So if you could help me out and let me know what these are worth it would help.


Weatherby Athena Grade V Classic Field 12 gauge
Weatherby Orin Super Sporting Clays 12 gauge
Weatherby Orion upland 20 gauge
Berretta Xtrema2 12 gauge in camo
Desert Eagle 50 cal?

I’m really not sure if I want to know the value of these guns But If I only sell a few I bet he want even notice.
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:55 PM   #14
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pm me a price on the beretta
and the desert eagle
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:59 PM   #15
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On the Weatherby Athena Grade V Classic Field 12 gauge,Weatherby Orin Super Sporting Clays 12 gauge,Weatherby Orion upland 20 gauge I will give ya geeze maybe umm $295 a piece if that works for ya ??
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Old 12-13-2006, 04:02 PM   #16
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If you really want to get at him sell them to me for $10 each... just don't tell him where i live
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Old 12-13-2006, 04:56 PM   #17
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I'll give ya what he said he paid for the Beretta, probably about $30.
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Old 12-15-2006, 06:09 PM   #18
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3 guns gone and two more two go
Weatherby Athena Grade V Classic Field 12 gauge
Weatherby Orin Super Sporting Clays 12 gauge
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Old 12-15-2006, 06:59 PM   #19
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I'm dying here!! I better go change my combo......

I'm so glad my wife does read Ifish.....I'd be in real trouble!
"Honey I gotta go into work early tomorrow, but I should be done by dinner time."

On the guns...no rifles??
I have no use for a Weatherby but I'll take 2nd dibs on the Beretta.
Already had a Desert Eagle....pulled down my pants carrying concealed.

Seriously, at least give us a location to continue our guesses. I was begining to think you were Scott's sweetheart....but guess I was wrong there too.
Humm.........
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Old 12-15-2006, 08:41 PM   #20
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If you really want to get at him sell them to me for $10 each... just don't tell him where i live

I'll double that! Offer good for all those crummy guns.
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Old 12-16-2006, 09:56 AM   #21
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I give you $150 for any three.
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