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Old 01-27-2001, 12:28 PM   #1
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Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuu
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuu
Happy birthday dear Salmon shark k k k
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

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Old 01-27-2001, 01:00 PM   #2
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... And many mooooooooore!

A toast to the Sharkster:

May you wet a line more often than your pants, as long as you live. ... RT
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Notice: Clarification, SalmonShark doesn't have accidents in his pants. He falls in the river a lot. The other thing will come in due time. - Steve
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Old 01-27-2001, 01:11 PM   #4
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Oh ya, SS is the only professional canoe guide that has ever dumped a client in the river in calm shallow water
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Old 01-27-2001, 02:04 PM   #5
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Thanks Jen, RT, G Bob. Whew! Finally made it to 40! Think I'll take shureskunk fish'in tomorrow.

Bobber-down today Jen, Yes?

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Whilst sitting in a canoe, don't leanst over to rinse thou sandshrimpage off thou hands in thy ice-cold fluid, as you may rinse more than just thou hands causing a noticeable octave change in speech
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Old 01-27-2001, 04:30 PM   #6
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Hey SS, there are worse ways to gain a voice octive . ...

And now the big 4 0 for you. I went thru that almost 2 years ago. Some people think I'm a few years older than that because I wanted them to think I was more experienced and wise. Ain't so bad, now is it? I do think you should consider hanging up the old long pole ... ah, the one you use to push your canoe around the coastal rivers with. It's time to move up to a driftboat there. And up from your big river cartopper to a sled. Yes? No? - Steve
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Old 01-27-2001, 04:58 PM   #7
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SS, 40 my A$$.......Boy, you fisherman sure lie! Just kidding SS, you can be my bait boy anytime. RW
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Old 01-27-2001, 05:44 PM   #8
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Sharkey, Sharkey, Sharkey: The only thing about 40 is Maybeeeee your waist size. Let's go drowned some shrimp soon! P.S. If you're fishing and see donut & twinkie wrappers on the bank, that fish cop guy is checking you out! Gooey-Bob
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Old 01-27-2001, 07:00 PM   #9
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Hmmmm, Ok RT, “consider hanging up the old long pole” Please explain?? 8ft 6 to 8 or what?
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Old 01-27-2001, 07:25 PM   #10
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Be nice to the salmon shark, everyone. It is his birthday! Except he told me he was turning 37 and that he had a sled and a drift boat???

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Old 01-27-2001, 08:32 PM   #11
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OK, I have been yelled at by Jennie! So, Happy Happy Birthday Salmon Shark, Happy Birthday to you! Any Many More. 40 plus 10!
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Old 01-27-2001, 08:40 PM   #12
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Happy birthday ...Shark....Wish you were out there today with Stan and I.... 3 keepers...43, 45, and 46...Would have been a great birthday party for you! Hope you had a great day and wish you many more!

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Old 01-27-2001, 08:52 PM   #13
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you guys are funny.... and I am falling asleep at the computer here.... does that mean I will have a crash?
I think so, I took some alien sleeping pill and I was petting my cat on my lap. I am still petting her and she left. This is highly unusual.
UH OH, I guess I'm ready for bed now. Checking out.
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Old 01-27-2001, 08:55 PM   #14
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Hey Bill,
Congrats on the keepers today, and be thankful you didn't have me along to jink your day. Did Stan get any bites or was it all on your rod, as usual?
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Sharkey, it's been many many years, but I kinda recall you canoeing me down the K River using a long pole to propel and kind of steer the thing. Right? Or am I thinking of a National Geographic show with those canoes and poles on the Amazon River, and you used a paddle? I really can't remember now! Anyway, those poles. ....

Bill, 3 keepers? I didn't know you moonlighted as a gillnetter!
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After your kitty post Jen, I'm ready for bed too. - Arty
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Old 01-27-2001, 09:35 PM   #17
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When they hit.....I could not tell you who caught them or ....... they were on all the rods at the same time and we had a Kenai fire drill........I do give Stan a lot of credit for?????????????????????
And me a lot of credit for?????????????????
We just got into them for a short period and kicked butt!

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