Breaking News: Terror Alert in Eugene

[Just_learning]

Eugene, OR - - University of Oregon football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Mike Bellotti immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE . Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

GO BEAVERS!!!!!!

[Cool Texan]

[RODACTION]

Go Ducks !!!

[Chromaflage]

I don't care who ya are, that there is funny!!

[burnsfactor]

Yeah! that's funny!!

[husker]

:tongue: :tongue:

[overfitty]

[jokester]

Being a ducks fan, is it wrong for me to laugh at that!

-jokester

[Bartman]

"And He delivers a kick to the down duck!!!!!"

[Drakeblake]

-blake

[Leader shy]

Go Beavs

[Fast Water]

Classic Smack!!!

Good one.

GO DUCKS !

[AlseaAssassin]

Best play on words I've heard in forever!

[Seefood Man]

That was so good I had to read it again

[Coastalfisherman]

GO BEAVS

[SteelheadBum2]

[Kentucky Hog Hunter]

Thats Funny.....

Go Beavs

[Raven1]

Now that's funny.... LOL!!