Lottery Winner !

[Abalone]

About two weeks ago my wife brought home some Booze from OLCC. and left it on the counter in the kitchen. I decided to clean up the kitchen that day and took the bottles out of the bag and put them on the shelf.
I then threw the paper sac into the fireplace to start the evening fire.
Next day my wife called me at work to ask ! Where are those bags the booze was in ? After I told her the bad news she freaked. " My lotto tickets were in there " Sorry honey next time put them in your purse.

So a couple nights ago they announced on TV news that the winners of the latest Lotto game hadn't claimed the winnings but that there was a winner. However;; the deadline was near and there going to start over.
My wife is going crazy. She says " You turkey leg threw away my winning tickets" Of course I can only laugh about it. Because unknow to her they were talking about another lottery.... But still she thinks I burnt the winning tickets.... She went back to OLCC begging, but of course they told her that the tickets were her only proof.

That's why they call it idiot tax my dear.

Think of all the problems we would have if we suddenly had $200million dollars. It would be horrible !

[IDWITHELD]

Abalone, I like your kind of humor!

[FisherJack]

Abalone - You had better hope your wife never reads ifish posts.

[burnsfactor]

I just email her it!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding! that's funny!



Pat

[Something Good]

You're cruel man.

[Water Ready]

200 million reasons to gamble

Letting someone else put the booze away


Your probably a great guy, that would pick-up after his wife
(or just making sure the booze got put in the right place)

Throwing away garbage, and being called an turkey leg

Wrong Lotto

You are either the meanest turkey on the planet, or you may well be the funniest!

That is:

Priceless

Maybe you should tell her................or not!

Good Luck!
also, I am hoping you didn't really throw away a winning ticket!

[gerry]

Here's a good one. A few years ago, me and my brother recorded the powerball drawing on a vcr tape, and went to the store a few days later and bought a ticket. We chose the numbers from the week we taped.When the next drawing was supposed to be, we hit the "play" button and told our mom to watch the numbers, because we had stuff to do. About 10 minutes later she went crazy thinking we picked the winning numbers! It was hilarious!! She'll never hear the end of that one!

[Seefood Man]

Originally Posted by gerry

Here's a good one. A few years ago, me and my brother recorded the powerball drawing on a vcr tape, and went to the store a few days later and bought a ticket. We chose the numbers from the week we taped.When the next drawing was supposed to be, we hit the "play" button and told our mom to watch the numbers, because we had stuff to do. About 10 minutes later she went crazy thinking we picked the winning numbers! It was hilarious!! She'll never hear the end of that one!

That will get you a ticket straight to hell my friend
I need to do that to my wife

[Super Fluke]

You probly had the winning ticket and you burned it

[crabbait]

Several years ago some friends were hunting. The Lotto had climbed well into the millions. One of the hunters was going into town and asked if there was anything anybody needed. "Yeah" replied his buddy, "pick up a paper so I can get the Lotto numbers." He pointed to the stack of tickets on his camp trailer end table.

So, off to town went friend #1 and as he went his devious mind begin to devise a plan. When he got to town he picked up a paper and bought a ticket for the next drawing using the winning numbers from the previous drawing. When he got back to camp, he gave Mr. Lucky the paper and substitute the new ticket for one in the stack on the table figuring correctly that Mr. Lucky would not check the date on the ticket.

Word is that there was some yeeeehawwwin' goin' on and some drinking and dancing around the campfire and, eventually, some death threats and near gun pointing when the truth was revealed.

Mean trick.

[1pump]

Sounds like something Hogmaster would do. :grin:

[Angler of Repose]

The lottery is a special, selective tax on those who didn't do well in math in high school.