High school funnies

[Jennie@ifish]

My son David is pretty funny at times. Don't know that the teachers always appreciate it, but it made me giggle when he told me.

He was in a class and someone asked why they couldn't hold the speech tournament in the gym.

Teacher said, "Oh, they are having a huge girls volleyball tournament, today."

David responded casually, "Do they have to change the net size for that?"

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The teacher said, "This is David's world."

I think he's fun to have around, regardless if he gets $240 dollar tickets for having no license with him!
Jen

[bugleboy]

HAHAHA, thats quick thinking!!! I love it!!

[Paddlefish]

Sounds like a kid who's been exposed to a plentitude of Columbia River gillnetting discussion. Congratulations. You've truly done your job as a parent. When the subject comes up, he'll have an informed opinion to share.