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Old 10-11-2006, 10:33 AM   #1
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Mongo like boxen.......

The largest heavyweight champion ever, the 7-foot, 328-pound Valuev (45-0, 33 knockouts) knocked down Barrett twice in the 11th, and the fight was stopped 2:12 into the round after a left jab left the challenger glassy-eyed and staggering against the ropes.

Barret has a silly look on his face don't he ?

I wish Tyson was still in the ring. He could use a good woopen

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Old 10-11-2006, 10:46 AM   #2
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That guy must be sasquatch. They forgot to shave his body after they dragged him out of the woods.
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Old 10-11-2006, 11:12 AM   #3
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I saw the fight he is so big that the boxers are having a hard time jabbing and trying to good a good hit with a right hand.Emanual Lewis who is a great trainer for some of the best fighters in the world said he was suprised buy the big mans stamina.And he has a good jab.He has 100 pounds over most of the heavy wieghts out there.It was a good fight to watch.
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Old 10-11-2006, 11:15 AM   #4
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Sasquatch!!! or the missing link, check out the forehead on that guy
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Old 10-11-2006, 11:21 AM   #5
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hgh and steroids. looks like the russian wrestlers and weight lifter from the 60s into the 80s. Very obvious and the first subject to study for the effects of these drugs. Oh wait they all died before they were 40.
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Old 10-11-2006, 11:23 AM   #6
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Old 10-11-2006, 11:33 AM   #7
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Thanks. I now have little dribblets of Code Red on my monitor.

I think that you were meaning to refer to Emmanuel Stewart.
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Old 10-11-2006, 11:56 AM   #8
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Actually a guy with Tysons style might do real good against him. Get in side and chop him down with upper cuts. He looks slow but like George Foreman on his comeback all he has to do is land one.
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:24 PM   #9
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(45-0, 33 knockouts) I would say he's got more then just
Brute strength and weight. Of course we don't know who he was boxing against but from the looks of him, he's going to do well in the boxing world. I'd pay to watch him fight.
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:32 PM   #10
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Why is that big guy wearing an angora sweater during the match?? :grin:
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:46 PM   #11
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:50 PM   #12
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He has been fighting for 13 years is 33 years old and has fought no one. He is not new to the game and has been well known for a long time.
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:54 PM   #13
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Why is that big guy wearing an angora sweater during the match?? :grin:
Say that to his face CT
Technically, you would say it to his navel
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:47 PM   #14
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The guys skills are minimal at best. Any quality fighter could beat him.

Problem is

There aren't many quality fighters in the heavy weight division these days.

To beat him you go inside with your forehead on his chest and give him about 200 of your best shots to the liver and 100 more to his spleen. Maybe a few in the kidney for good measure.
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Old 10-11-2006, 04:07 PM   #15
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Neanderthal man survives!
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Old 10-11-2006, 08:50 PM   #16
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Yes! Look at those prehistoric eye brow bones!
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:29 AM   #17
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I'd say that to his face, no problem. Apparently you've never seen my huge arms, the fighting blood in my veins, and my ninja like prowess. Besides, you'll never be able to find him to tell him what I said. So for that matter, I could knock Mike Tyson out too! :grin:
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:03 AM   #18
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Chuck Norris could take him !
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Old 10-12-2006, 09:09 AM   #19
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I'm sorry. PINK boxing gloves?



He was destined to get his head knocked off.
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Old 10-12-2006, 09:22 AM   #20
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To beat him you go inside with your forehead on his chest and give him about 200 of your best shots to the liver and 100 more to his spleen. Maybe a few in the kidney for good measure.
do heavyweight throw that many punches in 12 rounds let alone 3-4 rounds and if you haven't got him by then and you threw that many punches you are in trouble.

yo rocky comeback you have another movie to make.

hgh hgh hgh oh yea and Balco a little cream a little clear.

As victor said the masking is soooo far ahead of the testing they aren't even close to catching the cheaters.

Seriously checkout pictures of early Russian wrestlers and they look identical. if he is alive at fifty i would be surprised
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Old 10-12-2006, 07:41 PM   #21
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Yes! Look at those prehistoric eye brow bones!

That is a Russian visor. Free with a 90 day supply of HGH

Heres two more pictures of Valuev in action.
















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Old 10-12-2006, 07:57 PM   #22
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That there is messed up
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:53 PM   #23
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Looks like someone bashed his forehead in with a sledge hammer. I think I saw something like that in a high school science class, but even bigfoot has more forehead than this guy.
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:50 AM   #24
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Thats a Russian visor. Free with a 90 day supply of HGH

Heres two more pictures of Valuev in action.

















LMAO Row.
One must have to been bashed on the head one too many times to get in the ring with him in the first place
Just look at the size difference
OMG he is at eye level with his navel
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:58 AM   #25
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There, there little buddy. Let me help you reach my chin.
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:04 AM   #26
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I'm crying...Emanuel Lewis...and you actually posted a picture!!!
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Old 10-13-2006, 07:53 PM   #27
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that first photo is like watching a little boy try to chop down a 275 year old Oak tree with a pair of finger nail clippers.
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Old 10-13-2006, 07:59 PM   #28
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The little guy isnt fighting to win, hes fighting another wet furry hug.
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:07 PM   #29
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Look for him in the WWE soon.
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