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Old 01-15-2004, 08:21 AM   #1
fishhog4u
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Default food for thought

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a

>little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's

>intended to get you thinking..............

>

>Dart Test...

>

> A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a seminary

>class, given by her teacher, Dr. Smith. She says that Dr. Smithwas known

>for his elaborate object lessons.

>

> One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and knew they were

>in for a fun day.

>

> On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were many darts. Dr.

>Smithtold the students to draw a picture of someone that they disliked or

>someone who had made them angry, and he would allow them to throw darts at

>the person's picture.

>

> Sally's friend drew a picture of who had stolen her boyfriend. Another

>friend drew a picture of his little brother. Sally drew a picture of a

>former friend, putting a great deal of detail into her drawing, even drawing

>pimples on the face. Sally was pleased with the overall effect she had

>achieved.

>

> The class lined up and began throwing darts. Some of the students threw

>their darts with such force that their targets were ripping apart. Sally

>looked forward to her turn, and was filled with disappointment when Dr.

>Smith, because of time limits, asked the students to return to their seats.

>As Sally sat thinking about how angry she was because she didn't have a

>chance to throw any darts at her target. Dr. Smithbegan removing the target

>from the wall.

>

> Underneath the target was a picture of Jesus. A hush fell over the room

>as each student viewed the mangled picture of Jesus; holes and jagged

>marks covered His face and His eyes were pierced.

>

> Dr. Smithsaid only these words... "In as much as ye have done it unto

>the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto Me."

> Matthew 25:40.

>

> No other words were necessary; the tears filled eyes of the students

>focused only on the picture of Christ.

>

> This is an easy test; you score 100 or zero. It's your choice.

>

> If you aren't ashamed to do this, please follow the directions.

>

> Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you, before

>My Father."

>

> Not ashamed ... pass this on.

>

> Ashamed . delete it.

>

>One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come

>from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just

>caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap used bait I knew

>they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"

>

>"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.

>

>Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry

>and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and

>smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill

>each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"

>

>"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.

>

>"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.

>

>"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.

>

>"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them

>and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you!! You

>don't want those people!!"

>

>"How much?" He asked again.

>

>Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood."

>

>Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price.

>

>Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why

>the world's going to hell.

>

>Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the

>Bible says.

>

>Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have

>to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is it scary?

>

>Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan

>(who, by the way, also "believes" in God ).

>

>Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and! they

>spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord

> people think twice about sharing.

>

>Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through

>cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school

>and workplace.

>

>Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be

>an invisible Christian the rest of the week.

>

>Are you laughing?

>

>Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it

>to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or

>what they will think of you for sending it to them.

>

>Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me

>than what God thinks of me.

>

>Will YOU pass this on? . I did
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Old 01-21-2004, 10:24 AM   #2
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Default Re: food for thought

Fishhog: Wow that hits the nail on the head,Hits home a bit also.
Thanks for the great post.
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